Dear God, why?

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Wow okay so I got tagged in this thing and I guess I could just not do it but I figured y'all don't know a lot about me anyway. So I got tagged by I already forgot who (sorry...) to do this [this is Chloe like twenty minutes later and I finally decided to not be lazy and actually go back and see who tagged me and it was @Stilesdrama so sorry about that] blah blah blah answer questions and shit and yeah. I'm supposed to post the rules and tag 13 people but honestly I don't even know 13 people on here😅 and I'm not going to torture you....I'll just shut up and start.

do you smoke?
No I do not! Never have never will, I absolutely despise it.

•when's your birthday?
May 27th, 2000. I am a millennium baby and a Gemini.

•would you rather shave your head or eyebrows?
Eyebrows, you can just draw that shit back on.

•are you a boy or a girl?
I like to identify as a plant....I'm kidding, female obviously.

•favorite animal?
I LOVE THE BUNNIES. I love bunnies like heart eyes x1000

•do you speak more than one language?
I speak a little bit of French but not fluently and it takes me about five minutes to properly structure a sentence. Bonus: my favorite saying in French is "Il ne faut pas prendre son temps" which means "one must learn not to lose ones time" if I'm not mistaken. Google translate says otherwise, do not believe it.

•when did you take your last shower?
Like....five? Six minutes ago?

•celeb crush?
Does spiderman count?

•what is the best joke you know?
Me: knock knock
You: who's there?
Me: banana
You: banana who?
Me: knock knock
You: who's there?
Me: orange
You: orange who
Me: orange you glad I didn't continue that joke.

•what's your favorite wattpad book?
THE GHOST FILES BY APRYL BAKER LIKE GUYS I LOVE THAT SERIES SO MUCH AGH.

•Indian food or Chinese food?
Neither....um I'm a very picky eater and I generally don't eat stuff like that...

•favorite tv show?
AH HA! You'd think Teen Wolf is my favorite tv show but I'm in the middle of watching like nine tv shows and Teen Wolf easily ties with Gossip Girl.

•favorite book series?
(This actually wasn't one of the questions but I have had a lot of people message me and ask so I thought I might as well just put this in here too) 

This is hard cause I read a lot so it would be easier if I just listed all of my favorite series:
- Ghost Files by Apryl Baker
- Lorien Legacies Series by Pittacus Lore
-Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children Trilogy by Ransom Riggs
-The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins
-The Maze Runner trilogy by James Dashner

And I can read your brains and you're like "Chloe where TF is Harry Potter on that list" ummm....funny story.... I've never actually read any of the Harry Potter books....BUT AFTER I FINISH THE BOOK I AM CURRENTLY READING I AM FINALLY GOING TO READ THEM BECAUSE I DO OWN ALL SEVEN.

And yes I will be posting a chapter today be patient.
Comment, read, enjoy!
-Chloe

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