101 Dirty Jokes, Puns, And Other Things

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A priest lost his rooster and he comes to church and says anyone here see a cock? All the women raise their hands. "I'm not talking about that kind", he says. Then he says, "Anyone here have a cock?" All the men raise their hands he says, "Again, I'm not talking about that kind!" Then he says, "Anyone in here see my cock?" All the kids then raise their hands.