Hammiten: N Murican mUsicla

1 one. 01.. 1776

This is a crackfic. Every misspelling and grammar mistake is intentional. Fucking sue me.

This is dedicated to Leah and Julia. Fangirling over the founding fathers since early this year.

༼ꉺɷꉺ༽ ༼ꉺɷꉺ༽ ༼ꉺɷꉺ༽

1776

new yokr ciry

pardon me r u arron burr sirr??

Yeh... who the fukk r u?

'Oh.................................... Im alaxendr haniolton I ben lookin fur u,' alex sat awkwardsl

Aren look st hamilt n say thas crepy.

sorry.' Say alecx. "i think ur real cool an I wanna know hoe you gradiated from coledge so quick I much impressed.

Arom but say, 'im an orpha n.

OmGgg!!1! say ham. 'we have so mucb in commen!!

Aluxander listen 2 meh," says burr. 'you gotta shut up a minute.

Wat?? Say alex confused.

'im just tryina help u. lemme givebu an advise. Talk less—

a yA YO YEH YO AYO wAt tImE IS IT?1?1 susemnly a boi appear outta nowhere w/ rel cute freckls

holy shet!1 say ham . who dat??

uggghhh say burr. is those losers again

u call us losers m8 ima fukk u up, say hot pants

ayy mon amy calm down is all good... say sum french guy

yeh u horse fucker. But yeh de fukk u want buurrr??' Say freckly boi as he flick dat fab hair outta his face.

Hamlit stares at de hot boi in awed like 'holy shet u a rite hottie m9 gimme piece a dat assss'

Sudd ly deh hottie look at aledx an is al leik "boi wat u sya to meeh??

n hamys all like whoops did I say dat outload yeh watever u a fine boi u kno it

okay... say frekls. I'm jawn laurens. Dis is marwuies de la fatyeet, n this is—

heRCULES MULLIGBEN. Shout hot pants.

Eveyone is silent

Ok...' Jonh looks at hammy n say 'who r u m8??

Alesandar smirks n say "im the next boi whos gonna be deep inside ur a–

"THIS IS ALexsabdr hamileotm!1' arisn bur says quickly

hamerol waggle s his eyebrow s at jhon who glares back at eim but blushs lots.

Bur sighs an say 'hammeh wants to join deh revosleuion–'

aaAAAAAAYYYYYYYyyyyyyYyyyyYyyYYyYyYy!1!1!!1!!!1!1! thay all yell

"yeh n im real smart and Im only ninenteen. Ham say proudly

lol I don't belive that but ok.' Say larens makin akecx all grumpy

'mes amies!! Say lafeyter. "les get back to deh revolution!!

'Thnk god. Say aron, shootnig a glare at alexandr

( 'థ౪థ) ( 'థ౪థ) ( 'థ౪థ)

ayyy gentlmean,, say alex hamehltin rasing his glass. " 2 freedom!!

"2 deh revolution!! Say ladtyfer

even tho we mite die," say herculrs.

'man u a bummer but u rite. Say lauers. '2 us!! A niite well never forget"

boi u rite about dat ;) hammy sats with a wink makin john uncomftreble.

Herclues and laydaftfyreattye r both totes wasted so johny say, can I talk to u a min ute in private alex??

N hammys like yeh ok

So they go ovvr to the next room an as soon as rheyr out of sigte aldenxer pushes jawn against the wall n kiss him.

When ham finalyv pulls away layrens looks at him with wide eyes an says 'o fukk.

Apelx grins n sats " I kno rite??' n kisses hin agin.

they do that fur a while n eventually john pushes thr ham away n says 'les go somewhere else k?

n hemits leik, 'k

so laruens drags alex back to his hpuse an they do the frickle.