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speedin away form ur nonsence
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alex walks thu the door all angry. ' u legit tol meh 2 go home 1 song ago wshinmahine wtf
"shut up ham and listen 2 meh storey." Wahsinmachin takes centre stage. ' I was yonger than u r now wen I was given meh 1st command... I led meh men straigt into a masaacer...... I witnessd der deths 1st hand. I dun goofed nn felt deh shame riiiisse in meh.. an even now I lie awkkkaaeee knowin histryyy has its eyyyyyssssss on meeeeeeeeeee.......
O fuk say hammie
'yeh histryy had is eyeyyeyyeyesssss sooooooonnnnn meeeeee......
don call meh son
lemme tell yeh wat I wishd I knowd when I was yog n dreemed of gloorayyyy u got no controlll who live who die who tell ur storeyyyyyy. But I knows we cannn wiinnnn I know gr8ness liieessss in u–"
ye u got dat rite
...
stfu hamentoon. But rememeber eherr on innn histryyy has it eyeyeyss on. uuuuuuuu
histyeyryyy has idyy eyeyeys soonnnnnn uuuuuuuu
hsisutetyey ha s. its. Ieteyeys sosn ns uuuuUuYuIOuYyY!1!1!!1!!!1!1!!
"ok I gET it
there is a gasp from deh side of de stage
"MmoInNnSEUIiUuRrr haMIlToonnnn!!!!!
Aw feck yas" say ham. he go get deh french. "miseUuOoRrrr lafFtYtYyTtTErTyEtYt!!1!1!1!1!1!""
'in comand wher u belong???
How u say 'no swet"""
Lmao
"we finly on deh field we had quita run–
immigrants–' lafetye high 5s alex in deh face. " we get deh job done
"oW .. uh wat hapenz if we winn???
Lafatyeyte laugh evilly I go back 2 france n bring frredomn 2 meh peepl if givin deh chance"
'ill be wid u when u do
lmao yeh rite– I mean goooo lead ur men
"see u on de other side
tiiL wE mEeT aGaIinnnnnnn!1!!1!11""" lafetye jumps into deh abyss
""I AM NOTTHEOWIN AWYAYYY MEHH SHOTT I'm NoT thRoWiNG aWAYY MEEHHH SHAAATTTTT hEyohh I'm jUs lEik meh cOUntryy I'm yong scarrppyyY n HunGRy n I aM noT tRhOwin awAY meH shOTtTtYyY
' till de worl turn upsideeeee down nnnnn.!!1!1!1!2!'''' ham goes in2 existesntial crisis mode. " I imagine deth so much it fels more leik a memry dis is wer it gets meh??? on meh ft da enimey ahed of meh??? if dis is deh end of meh a lest I gotta fren wid meh a wepon in meh han a comandd an meh men wid meh... den I rememebr meh elizaas espectin.. not only dat my elizaas expectin... wE gOTTA GO goTtA gET deh jOb dONe gotaA stRat A NeW nAtiOn goTTta meET meh sON!!!!1!1!!1!""""
hamm is smol so he jump around 2 get der atenshun "take de bullets out ur gun!!!1!1!
erry1 is all leik wAT?????!?!?!!!!????
deH bulETttSd ouT uR gUunnNnNn!1!!11!1
WAAAATTTTT!1!1!!1!1!1?!??!??!
we move unda cova n weEe moo ve as 1 !!! try deh nite we got 1 shot 2 live anothr dayy I wil not letta stray guNsHOt give is aWAyyy!1!1!!1. we wil fite up closee seez deh monent n stay in itt its eithr dat r meet deh bidness end a de baggettetett
lafteyete is like 'dit u say baggete!1!!1!!1!
n alexnadrr is liek lmao I ment batyeynettd.......
DHE CODE WOrd is RoSHAMEBOOOO!!1!1! diG MeH!?1?1?!1. u gotcha orders now go mannn goooooooo!1!1!1!
"n so deh murican esperiment begins wid all meh frens scattad 2 deh windsss!!!!!!!!1!1111! my boifren.. I meen.. LAUrenSss in in sOutH CraLOnAaaa redinfinnin bravryyyy
jawn shouts from de distance 'we neva be free unyil we end slavvryyy!!!
Wiat lmao how u shout dat far
When weh finally keep deh beitcih awayy LAFAFTYEYETEEY IS WAITIN IN
hamtrOll n laaftyete both yelll chESePEEEKK BBBAAAAEEEEEE
hammy runs ovr 2 a pile of stuffd animals "n how did we know dat dis plan would work????1??1 we hadda spyyy on de inside dats roitteee hOTpaNTSSS MULLIGGAANNNNN!!!!11!1!1!
herceules jumps outs deh pile leikk wOOWHWHWHWHHWW A TAYLER SPYYINNN ON DEH BRITISH GOVEMMT I TAKE DER MESAENTS INFRRONAMETIOM N I SMUGGLE ITTTT!!1!1!1!1
evrry111 is like WAaAaaAaAaAaaAaTtttTTTTT!1!!1!!1
'2 mEH BROTHSE IN DEH REVEILLETIONARYY COVENTANNTTT!!! iM RUNNIN WID DE SONS A LIBAREY N I AM LOVVIINNM. ITT!!!1!1!1!1! SEE WAT HAPPEN WEN U UP AGAISNT DEH RUFFIANSSWEEE IN DE SH***$|$¥||¥TTT NOKWWW SUMBODEHHH GOTTA SHIO ELEL ITTTT!!1!1!1 HERCULES MULLIGAN I NEED NO INTEOCSUCDTON WEN U NOK MEH DOWN. I GET DEEH FFUUUUUKKKKK BACK UP AGGAIINNNNNN!!!1!!11!1!
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.... ding......... dnig.....
Deh fitein stop. Ham come out .. " a week afta figtin some boi in a red cote stand son deh parepaet ...
Ladafteyte: we lowa r guns as he francyincy wavs a wite flag.."""
N just like dat. Is over... say herculse' we tend 2 r woonded we count r ded...
Laurns com out n alex go ovr to grab him 'black n wite solders wnder a like if dis relly meens freedon....
Not yet." Erry1 look ag washinemachibe
Hamielton frown. 'thans 4 killin the mood geroge.... wE WOONNNNNNN!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1 alex flips off deh british as dey reteet
People flod deh streets screemin. U heer deh chursh bells ringin. N erry1 gets drunk den u her deh drinkin song dehr singin.
deH wooooorlllDddd turned upsididdeeee dooOEEWwnnnnnNn
dheh eorl turn updide siidoddoododnndnddnndndnnn!!!1!1!1
lafatyeye jump up "frEeDOMM 4 ameRICAAA frEedOm 4 frANc–
hamrol push him outta deh way. gOTtoa STARt a NEw naTiOn gOtta meeT meh sOnn!!1!1!1!
wEe wOonNn WE wiONnNn wEEe IoONnNeEeEEee!!!1!1!1!1!1!
deH wOoOrllDdd turn upSIiIdDdEeEe DOOWWNNNN!!!1!11!1!!
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