how dose a basterd orphin.. son of a whoee n a scostemn drop in deh midles of a fergitten spot in deh caribben by provdience nposnverish in skualeor.. gro up 2 b a hero n a sclohar???1?
well u about 2 foind out cus dis storey will tell u every thing...
I feel like this just gets more vulgar as it goes on. I'm not going to apologise for it tho. I think it's brilliant. And fabulous. King George fabulous.
in othr news lookat this king *prince* george. he savage as fukk
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(ʘωʘ) (ʘωʘ) (ʘωʘ) (ʘωʘ)
O fukkkk man. heres wat deh king has to say alex boiiii.
U say..
There is a pausd.
deh king apppears in a big ol fancy cape n shit n his lil crown n damn he so cute.
o fukk. Say ham. damn m8 dat boi's cuter den zac eferron
'the price of my luv not a prise tat ur willin to payyy
" I hava feelin dat it aint love m8,
u crei. In ur teee whch u hurel in teh see wen u see meh go byyyyy. Y so sad??? Rrrremembr we made n arrrreangment wen u webt awayyy now ur making meh maaadd–
o boi""
rember despit r astrbgemt im ur mannnnn'
he stops singin fur a minute 2 fix his fab hair...
'...u'll b back. Soooone u'll seaaaa u remebr u beling to me'
"dude thas creepy. " say lafatyet
u be bakk tiem will tellll u'll rmemebr tat I serves u wellll''
' lol man u a fukkin lyer. Say hamtol
kin geodrge glares at alexabder n clears his throught. "oshuns risee impires faaAAAAAALLlll we hav seen ichothr thro it allll..
n when pushhh comse to shoveved I will... KILL UR FRIDNS N FAMLAY to remindu of my LUV!1!!1
wwhhhhOOAAAA mANNN!!!! Everyone yells. "deh fukk is wrong wicthyou???'mm
da fa DA DA DAAA da da DA dA daAIIEEEE da Da da da daDA dDAAAIEE DAA DAA 1!!!!"" king goerge don't giva shit. Kinvgeordge is savage af.
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'mannnn we fukked dat cracka ass mutha fukk is insane!5!2!!. Say lauerns.
No. ' say alex. "we gona fite back m8!1!
deh lites go out n the spotliggt shines on hamielton*. darmatic music plays.**
"when I wa s only a lil chillden I wishd for a war. cus I knew it was the only way to–
riiisse uPP" laffy hrelcyse an john whisper.
teh lights come back on. n the misic cuts
aesander looks at dem "guys I was havig a moment there..
oh sorry" they say
**• the music coms back n the lights back on hammit £@/**
" when dey tell meh storie , which dey beTTER, il eithr die on tbe baggel feild in glory or —
riSE uP-" they say a lil loudr that teim.
Alevder ham sighs. Ok whaterver... theyr only one man hoo will hlep uzz rISE UP
RIISSEEE JIPPOPO!!1!1
o shit is dat boiii !1!1!!1!1!1
heer come deh geNeRAL !!!
ledies an d genntlenan!1!1!
heRE COMS dAT BOIII
deH moMNet u beEb waiTNg FORrr!1!!
herrt Comen dEH DGNERAL.
o shIT WADDUPPP
(((((. geoRGE WAHSIACHINE. ))))))
'wE R ouT GUNNEDX""
wAT
"outnaNNEDDD
AWY!!
ouT #BRD ouT PLANEDT !!!1!1!11!!
***oH SHIt wADDuppPp****
e33 gotst make n all oduy stnaddd!!1! Im gona need a rite hannd mAINNNNN'''
... can I b reel a sec?? fo just a millisec?? Letmy gard down n tell deh peiple hoe I feel a sec???....
.......
"shit man we all screwed..""
but alrx stand up n say "no wayyy man!1!1. i been waitin for dis forverr y'all aint backen deh fukk down niw!1!!1
"PRRAH' sya hurcules
"yeh m8 we gettem while dey ahed cut off der resoucres n den dey'll be dead!1!1!!
PRRAHH !!
'u kno wat m8.. les steal dr cannonnesss!1!1!
n the bristsh r all leik 'o fukk!!
^+*^*+*•_•~€¥•\
yo washin machine??"
""yeh who r u?'
m arroen byrr bitch n I got some unwanted advice cus it sesms leik thats all im good for.."
then jamilet come tho thr door m say "ayyy washnig mashinedd my man waddup— wait a minute??? Arnold burr??
'uhh its aaron scruaaluy...." Arind say all salty
"o rite. Lol we keep meetnig.
yeah ... I gott a go now. "
'close deh goddanm dore on ur wY out'" say geords
aron smirks at alex n closed teh dor.
"ooooo boii u in troublees!!!'
alex looks ovr n see hercleus face pressed agaisnt the e window. "fukk off m8. 'uhh am I in trouble sur??"
'nope."
o... okai so y u wanna talk to meh?'
" dude we so fukked, but I think u can hep. I mene u stole a ton of freakin cannons n shit thas crazy man
yeehhh,, say hamrole blushinn "" it was pretty sikk.... O rite!! I got frens!!1!1! thay can helpp?!!
