how dose a basterd orphin.. son of a whoee n a scostemn drop in deh midles of a fergitten spot in deh caribben by provdience nposnverish in skualeor.. gro up 2 b a hero n a sclohar???1?
well u about 2 foind out cus dis storey will tell u every thing...
this just keeps getting worse and worse do u think so?? anyway we're more than halfway thru act I. thats pretty wild. thank u 4 reading
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i never seen dat boi generel so dispawdent. I dun took ovr riting all his correspencdencesee. They dun say gordge atacck deh brishth forsess. I dun tell em we eatin r hourses m8. N deh stupd brisfhsh peploe only take bristhish moneys. Lmao we all gon die
the calvrys not comjing"
wtf washingmachine
'stfu alex an listen. We eed 2 provkoe ourtrageee otritee don't engavge srtike by nitee!!! Remane relentlsess til dose hoes take flite. I know you can handle that cus ur a destructive piece of shet
laudrens n lafateye swanks into deh room lookin fab n they join washinmashnie
alwex get anoiyes by them cus he is smol n he cAnt see the washincgsmavhib
jawn flips him off behinfd hus back
'laaftteryyttteeeee he beeingg meeeeeennn!!!! " hamsetion whines
lafteyr picks up the hamrolle so he can see
geroedge talk "statyy alive till dus hororor sho is pass. We gon flei a lotta flags haf mast. !"""
' ' raise a glaasss" says jawln larewns n lagtetye. Aftlete puts down alex
hammy pouts at john n dey star at echother 4 a minit
"u a ho. Say lawuens
srry. Say alexnadr
lafayyet grabs the laurnss n whispdrs angry frnch at him.
okKkkKKk foiNE. I 4giv u bich";&(@)
hamrtion smile. Yyyeeeeee""
..
. mulligan wlaks onto deh stage 'I go back 2 newyork n my apprencgiceship. ""
lafatyer sya "i aks 2 frnech aid pray dat france dun sent a ship .. ......
uuhhhh launrs were u at??&@
john burst thru da door lookin disheveled. 'wAT. Um oh I was just writn essays.. bout slavrey.. wid alexabnder... we wernt doin anythin else I swear.""
Yeh. ' sya ham. ""the revOLutiON!!! yo wahsinmashin give meh deh comand!!
no
'wa wHYyy noT??
Cus I got dis bitch ' say goerge. He hold up cahrles lee
"ima genrrall weeehheeee!!!!! Say lee
wat. U kiddin rite. hes such a lil bitch
'erry1 atTacKK!!!
retreeeeeeett!!!!
(((aTtACKKKK!!!!!&;)@4@:
REtreEEeetERTTTTtT!!!
"lee wTF u doin??? Get baCK ON uR feET!!!
Alex cough subtley(I told u)
Lee crei BUt dEreS so maNY of DeM!!!
WAT is diS noT ur spEeD???!! HAMMITIN"
Yas sirr!!"
'have lafaytayeyff take de lead!!!"
ham runs pass lee n puches him down deh stairs 'eheheEHEH
lee curls into a ball at dehbottom of deh stairs n crei. He ges left behind n tells erry1 that gerdg washmashine suks and hamitiln is a gay nerd
"did u here wat he say about u?? u gotta push him down more stairs alex!!!!"'. Flail larewns.
I cant dis obay derect ordrs.."
Den I do it.' Jon looks at hamroll. "alexabder u deh closest fren I got"
Hammy look into his eyes ,larens.. do not thro away ur shot"
1 two the3 4 cinq 6 7 8 ninesee!!!!
Is deh 10 deul commensdentmantsss!!!!!
Numba oNE
""Deh challenge deman satistfactionn!!! If deyapologise no nede 4 furghter action!!!
Numba too!!
If dey don't den grab a fren da ur 2nd!!" layrens hold up the smol ham
Smol ham say "ur lyiiutenrenr wen deres reconing 2 be reckonned!!!!""
Threee!!!! 'have ur 2nds mete face 2 fadce!!
Negoshiate a piece–
oR negoshidate a tiMe n plACe
NUmbErRr 4444
"If dey don't rech a piecs dats alritee!'tim to get som gunnnnsssss aw yeh"
hamtil ggives laurens deh pistol.
"here hold meh flower. Say john
alxenadr takes deh flower. 'mokay I got ur flowr. Go kill him bab"
FiVEE!!! "deul b4 deh sun is in de skyy!!! Say lee
lmao yeh u prolly wanna good place 2 die biTCh' say ham
numbrrer %%!!!
Hamildton say !!Leav a. note ;m4 ur next a kin. Good thing u dont have a family john"
'But I do..
WAT
sEVeN!!!
"confes ur sins! Redy 4 da–
shUt up LeE!!"
numbaa eiGHt!!
' m last chancs 2 negotiaonate!! Send in ur 2nds see if dey can set deh rexord strait!!!
Alenxader..
arein burr bitch!!"
',-' canwe agree dat deuls r dumb an immature??
"shures, butt ur man gotta answer 4 his word bitch
wid his lyfe??? We both no dats ubsurd!!
"yo how many mans dies cus lees a lil bitch!?""
ok whatevr hamtols
Numb aa 9!!
Looks uem in de eye aim no higha!! Summan all de courgae u reciire!!! N count!!!
On tweo three fuve nine siz seven wight ninee!!! Coint 10 paces fiREEE!!!!""
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LeE dO u yEilD??""
'u shot him In. deh side yes he yeild!!!
"fuKk yEHh!! Ham run an high 5 lauernes
clear deh feilddd!!!! Herr come dat generall!!!!""
o boi
'wat is de meaning of diss!!!! Geta docter 4 de bitch!! hAmiLtaNn!!
yes sir?"
meet meh inside.
ooHhhhhhhh u in troublee!!! Say erry1
ham folowes relcutantley
'son–
don call meh son"
dis war is hard enOuGh with out infingeing!!!"
"but lee was being a shit–
u sove nothings!! U arggsivaye r aliss 2 deh south!!
U rite m8" johwen shuda shot em in deh mouth dat woulda shut him up–
sOn
I aiNt uR sON!!
Waach ur tone I am nit. Amaidne in need of dnefendin I am grown!!!!"
"bich lee. Thomansc conswya dey take ur nam n dey raKe it thRu the mUD
meh names been theu a lot I can take it
'wlsm I aint got ur name. I anitn got ur tile or ur land but if u–
no
bUTif u gaVemecoMMAnDofaBAtaLLION an a group of men toleAd I cOULD FLy abOve mY stATIONafya deh WAtR–--•
or u could diee an we need u alivee!!!!
lbUT I waNNA dieeEeEeee'
'ur waifu need I alive SON I NeEd I aliVE
cALL MEH SON 1 moRe tiME! ...
"go home alrxsabder. Das n order form ur comanderr.
