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alex get home n se elizzaa

'..... look arouund look aroonnddd at how luckey we r 2 b alive rite nowww look aroouunnnnddddd

"how long U kno??

A month r so'

eEElIIZaaA u shudda tol meh!!1!!1

"I rote 2 deh generel a month agoo

alex gasp. 'dat bishhh!!!

I beg him 2 send u hommeeee'm

U shuda tol meh"

Lmao srry not srry" eliza shrugs. 'I kno u woud fite until deh war was 1. But u diserv a chencse 2 meet ur son. Loka roundd look arounndd at how lucky we r 2 be alive rite nowww

alex loks at her sadley ' will u relsish bein a poor mans wyfe?? Unable 2 provide 4 ur lyfe..

"I relsih bein ur wyfe.... look arkund lol atonddddddddd. Aluza take hammys hand /: look @ where u rrrr. look@ were u starteddd. Deh fact dat ur alive is a mariclleee jus stay lyvvee dat wood b ennouff!!

N if dis chilldddb dun hava factrion of ur smilleee or a frsmnt uv ur miiinnnnddddd b. dat wod b enough. N n n . dont preten 2 kno. De chalenges ur faciinnggg. Deh wirld u keep earssing n creting in ur mind.....

Eliza look @ hamtiilons face wid luv. " but im not afradddee I kno who I marry.. so long u come home at d end of deh dayy.. dat would b enough. We dont need a legggcyy we don need moneyyyy. If I could grabt u piecs of miinnndd if u could lemme inside ur haaaeeerrrrtttttt.

Alebxader feels deh guilt of a thousand sins

leEMme be a pAaarryt of deh neeeattiivvvveeee in deh storeyyy dey will rite some dayyyyy let dis b de 1st chapterrr wher u deciuddeeee 2 staAaaAAaaAAaAYyYyyYyyyYyYY""" elliza twirls around deh room """AAAaYYyYYy yyyyyOoooHhhhhh Let mE b a pArT of deh narrativveee of deh storyy dey will write some datyyy.. o wate I already did that part... uhhh and dat could b enouggg. It culd be enooghhhhhh dat wod be enoouUuuUuuuuUuuuuuggghhh......

((((piano fades into silence...)))

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aron butt steps into deh spotlite (burr* fUK)

"how dos a ragtag vilenteer army in need of a showerr somewho defsteet a globle superpowaa. How do wee imerge victoriuous from da quancgiere??? Ledd de batelefeld wavin betsy rosseds flag higha???? Lmao we had a secret wepeon n immineant who unafraid 2 step in:: he ocnstantly confusin confounden de british henhmen:: erry1 giv it up 4 amaricas favourit fihtin frnehcmennn!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!

 How do wee imerge victoriuous from da quancgiere??? Ledd de batelefeld wavin betsy rosseds flag higha???? Lmao we had a secret wepeon n immineant who unafraid 2 step in:: he ocnstantly confusin confounden de british henhmen:: erry1 giv it up 4 am...

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LAfFAteFTtYDEE !!1!!!1!1!!

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lafTYATErYe!!1!1!1!1!

NIM NEVAGONSTOP UNTIL IMAMEEMEROPNBURNEMUPNSCATTERDERREMAINS IIMMM

LAfTyeTEyTYytT!!!!

waATCHMEENDGAGINEM ESCAPENEM ENRAGINEMIIMMMMAaAAaaAAAGHHHHGGHHHHHH

LAFTAYYEYETTTTTYEEEEE

I gO 2 frAnCe 4 MoRe fuNDSsssssSssS n come baCk wid MOreee gUnNssss n shIppsssss n so deh balanccceeee shiiFFtttssssss""

Wahsingmachijnneee::: we rensdevousss wid rochamdbooo consiloudate der giftsssss

"we can end dis war in yoruktown nnn cut em off at seeeeaaee bUT. 4 dis 2 sucseed ders some1 else we need!!!!!

I kno

sMoLhaM MaNNn!!1!

'sir he knowwhat2do indehtre ch ingetuticvenfluentinfrnech I meennnn

HANNMEYY HAMMM

sIRU GONHAf2 uSEhIMEBENTUALYY WASHEGONDOONDEHH BENCHHH I MEENNNN

hhamTtiOloOnnNnNnNBnJUhOooO

no 1 haaSS moRE ReSILE CEEEEEORMATCHES MYPRACTICLETACTICLEBRILLIANNCCCEEEEE

'U WANA fiGHt 4 laND baKkkCkkk????"

get meh right han man back...

lafateyet sneek up behin gerdge "yeh u gotta getcha right hand man backkk!!! Yeh u gotTapUTsomeThOtintodehLetTErbUT deh soOner deh BeTER 2get urRITEHANDMANBACK

alexander hammyham... troops r waitin in deh feeld 4 u. if u join us rite now 2gether we can turn deh.. tiiiyyyiiyyiiiiiddeeeee...... oOoHhHhHHhH alvdenacder hammyham.. I got soldirs dat will yeels 4 uuuu. If we managd 2 get dis rite.. dell surendef by mornin littteeede deehhh wolrllddd will neverr b deh samemmeememem

ALEXXANDEeeEeeEeErRRrRRRRrRrRrrRrRrRRrRrRrErrRrRrRrRrrrrrr.....rr.....

ME:: srry is short imma scoot on outtta here
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