"FUCK YEAH THE FUCKING FUCKER OF A FUCKING FUCKER TV IS FINALLY FUCKING WORKING FUCK YEAH CRACKHEADS!" Screamed Gil so loudly that the whole hotel shook.
"Dude what the hell?! I'm trying to sleep!" said Gobe-Joe. Gil and Mike immediately saw that he was naked.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH NO CLOTHES ON?!" Gil and Mike both yelled at the same time. Everyone woke up once again and Gobe-Joe heard footsteps approaching the room.
"What the actual fuck guys now look what you fuckers did!" Yelled Gobe-Joe.
"Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you," said Gil.
Someone started shaking on the door.
"Where's your money?!" They heard a voice yell from outside their room.
Oh fuck! It's the intruder! Thought Mike.
"RUN FOR ETERNITY!!!" Mike yelled as he jumped out of his window flying like a torpedo and landed straight in the dumpster. "FUCKING HELP ME!" He yelled.
"But... I'm naked!" Yelled Gobe-Joe.
"I don't care! Just get your ass down here!" Mike yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Gobe-Joe screamed as he came tumbling down into the dump with Mike. "Fuck, that nearly killed me!" he said.
"But where the flying fuck do we sleep?" Bellowed Gobe-Joe.
"Uhhh.... I don't know... I guess here," said Mike.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!!" Yelled Gobe-Joe so loud that the hotel nearly exploded.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!! FUCKING HELP ME THIS MADMAN IS TRYING TO KILL MY ASS OFF!!!" Yelled Gil from the hotel room.
"Damn this legal weed is so fucking strong man," Mike heard someone say from what sounded like the eighth floor.
Before they knew it, Gil was flying into the dump, and landed on Mike's head causing the whole dumpster to fall over.
"OH FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!" Yelled Gil. "Now look what you made me..."
"It wasn't my fault!" Yelled Mike.
"I don't give a fuck!!" Yelled Gil.
"Um guys? How the fuck are we going to sleep. IN TRASH?" asked Gobe-Joe angrily.
"Ummm....well I guess... We just have to see how it goes," said Gil.
"You're joking, right?" Asked Gobe-Joe irritated. "I'm fucking naked man. What if people see me naked in the dump?? Do you think they're going to respect me then..."
"I don't think anyone should give a damn about respect until we get our asses outta here," said Gil. "So I guess we just have to spend the night."
The next morning, Gobe-Joe started complaining.
"FUCK!!! I'VE GOT FUCKING NECK PAINS!" He whined. He started cursing in German. "Ugh where the fuck are we?!" He said, still dazed.
"We're in the fucking dumpster, you idiot!" Said Gil.
"Ugh it smells AWFUL in here!" Mike complained.
"Well at least it's not in one of the hotel rooms like you wished for," said Gil.
"I never wished for..."
"Fine I don't care! Let's just get moving!" Gil started walking back to the hotel.
"But I'm naked, don't any of you have a change of clothes?" Asked Gobe-Joe.
"Be smart now for at least the first time, okay mate? If you want clothes, there are plenty in the dump," said Gil.
"But I..."
"I said I would kill you if you say that word one more time, did I not?" said Gil.
"Okay fine whatever," said Gobe-Joe. "I'm so dreadfully sorry," he said sarcastically.
"Aw shut up," said Gil. "You're just another one of those liberals."
"And YOU'RE another one of those stupid rednecked republicans!" said Gobe-Joe.
"Break it up okay? We need to find our way back to the damn hotel!" said Mike.
"Use the bruthafucking back door for a change. It's cheap. That way you don't have to pay because they don't see you," said Gil.
Gobe-Joe was hiding behind Mike so nobody saw his naked body as they walked around the street to the back door.
"Oh FUCK! But there are cameras out here!" Gobe-Joe complained.
"Then take a rock and bust one," said Gil.
Gobe-Joe did just that - except the camera fell on him instead causing him to fall over on his ass.
(To be continued)
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The Cecil Hotel
رعب2 Amish pirates go on a thrilling adventure across the mystical seas of the Caribbean.
