Me: *upside down on the couch watching Lab Rats*
My mom: *pulls up outside in her car*
Me: *jumps off of the couch and looks outside* Shit!
My mom: *starts walking towards the house*
Me: *frantically turns it off as she walks in and pretends I'm watching Family Guy*
My mom: *walks in*
Me: What's up? I'm here watching TV14 shows like a twelve year old should
My mom: O...kay?
Me: Here go watch Gotham! I'll be here totally not watching a Disney XD show and idk reading some fanfics *hands her the remote*
My mom: Okay... You realize I watch Austin and Ally?
Me: Oh yea I forgot
