Me for the past three hours: Why isn't it 2:00 am yet
11:59
Me: YAY ITS TW-- wait
12:00
Me: Okay now its 12:00
12:15
Me: I'M BOOOORED
12:24
Me: UUUUUUUUGH
12:47
Me: *sits upside down on the couch* Hmm... I wonder if this plot twist would work
1:04
Me: Come on clock
1:08
Me: -__- Oh boy
1:12
Me: *sings Purpose*
1:26
Me: Now what.... Mangled! *Sings Mangled*
1:34
Me: What is this thing you call comedy, I do not have that power
1:45
Me: Wooho! ...Now that I realize it she won't be up till 2:45 or since I have this idea for a thing like 5:00 am
1:46
Me: I wonder if Natepat is screwing rn
1:49
Me: How the hell do people think that MatPat is a top? Nate is an obvious top and MatPat is an obvious bottom. Even my phone agrees
1:53
Me: COME ON CLOCK
1:59
Me: YASSS
2:00
Me: Yay! Okay well now what
2:08
Me: *lecturing/ranting to myself about the reasons of MatPat always being a bottom*