Me: Hey ma this is the first Christmas that Imma ask for shirts
Mom: Aww you're growing up!
Me: Yep I am... *thinks* I want a Tobuscus shirt and a Random Encounters shirt and a Nate shirt and a MatPat shirt and a Jack shirt and a Mark shirt and a Septiplier shirt, and if they have a Natepat shirt I'll take two. Oh what the heck I'll take five
Mom: It was bound to happen!
Me: Yep tooooooootally growing up from being in second grade bc I was totally not already like this in second grade
~ a few minutes later ~
Mommom: I heard that you're throwing up
Me: Yea I am *mumbles* and a certain asshole is making it worse
(this is gorey so beware)
Con: So what you have Anti do is gouge out their eyes
Me: Con stop ew
Con: *louder* Then you have him slice the corner of their mouth so they scream and make it worse
Me: *gags* STOP I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT YOU PAYCHO
Con: Just say psycho like a normal person
Me: NNNO
Con: You obsessed freak
Me: Says the future murderer
~ twenty minutes later ~
Me: *watching the fnaf musical on my tv*
Con: You've watched that more then five times
Me: *mockingly* You've watched that more then five times
Con: You stupid
Me: Hello its purple guy!
Hey I'm gonna be a bit la--
Con: SHUT UP
Me: N-- *hears my brother coming down the stairs* *hastily pauses the video* WHAT MUSICAL
My brother Matthew because that happened (if only my brother was MatPat): What?
Me: Nothing
