René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"
René replies, "I think not," then vanishes.
Because: Descartes is famous for the saying "I think therefore I am."

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René Descartes
René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"
René replies, "I think not," then vanishes.
Because: Descartes is famous for the saying "I think therefore I am."