Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide-'n-go seek. It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. When Einstein reaches ten, he opens his eyes. Newton is sitting in front of him with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in the middle of a one meter by one meter box drawn on the ground. He sees Newton immediately and says, "I've found you, Newton! You're it."
Newton says, "No, no, Einstein! You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
BECAUSE 1 Pascal = 1 Newton/m^2.
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