A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bar tender looks at him, then says, "You know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate replies with, "Arrggh! It's been drivin' me nuts!"
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Steering Nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bar tender looks at him, then says, "You know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate replies with, "Arrggh! It's been drivin' me nuts!"