I Mustache You a Question...

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Person 1: I mustache you a question.

Person 2: Sorry, no time - I goatee go.

Person 1: Okay, I'll shave it for later.

But before I go, could eyebrows your computer?

Person 2: Hold on, I'll have to mullet over.

I don't nose... I suppose so.

Person 3: Stop, stop. This isn't humerus anymore!

Person 4: Eye see what you did there...

Edit: 'humerous' corrected.

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