Person 1: I mustache you a question.
Person 2: Sorry, no time - I goatee go.
Person 1: Okay, I'll shave it for later.
But before I go, could eyebrows your computer?
Person 2: Hold on, I'll have to mullet over.
I don't nose... I suppose so.
Person 3: Stop, stop. This isn't humerus anymore!
Person 4: Eye see what you did there...
Edit: 'humerous' corrected.
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Book of Puns
RandomDo you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of thes...
