Friend 1: Do you want to twin for Halloween?
Friend 2: Twin?
Friend 1: Yeah. We could dress up as a pear.

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Book of Puns
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Halloween
Friend 1: Do you want to twin for Halloween?
Friend 2: Twin?
Friend 1: Yeah. We could dress up as a pear.