"Okay. So mom, this guy, Phil. He arrived at my school and he's like being really seductive and stuff. I have no idea what to do! He constantly teases me. He's really hot too..." Dan thought before coughing. His mother raised an eyebrow at him.
"Is he a player?" She asked, finishing the dishes.
"Maybe? I barely know him. He just came today. All day, he kept finding me and literally messing with me. He also uh, kissed me on the cheek. He also licked my neck, he also-"
"Wow, Daniel. You have it bad. Try to sneak a picture of him tomorrow. I want to see him." She declared.
"Mom, that is going to make him more seductive if he finds out. That's way too risky. Maybe I can search him on FaceBook." Dan thought. He grabbed his phone and started scrolling but remembered he didn't know his last name.
He pulled up the school site and started looking through the new enrollments. "Bingo! I found him. His name is Phil Micheal Lester, let me search him on FaceBook." Dan said, before going back on FaceBook and searching him,
"I found him, oh. His profile picture is nice -- Shit! I sent him a friend request!" Dan yelled before spamming the cancel request. FaceBook then crashed and Dan practically cried.
"Nice job, Daniel. Did you at least get his profile picture?" His mom asked.
"Oh thank god, it canceled the request and yeah, here it is." Dan showed her.
"Aha, good luck." She said before walking off. Dan almost dropped his phone in confusion, before running after her.
"What do you mean? What do I do?" Dan panicked. His mother stopped and rolled her eyes.
"People like him are hard to stop. He might never stop, who knows. If anything don't lead him on. If he keeps going after you and you like him too, try to talk to him. You better not return with a hickey though!" His mother scolded before walking away. Dan groaned and walked off.
"Stupid Phil, stupid cute Phil. Stupid hot Phil, stupid mind blowing Phil, stupid sexy Phil, stupid -- oh." Dan face palmed.
He grabbed his Totoro plushie before turning on the television. That's when his phone dinged.
Phil Lester accepted your request.
"Fuck!" Dan screamed, "It didn't delete! FaceBook trolled me!"
YOU ARE READING
Want You Dead
Fanfiction(Punk Phil x Pastel Dan) Phil, the normal day bounty hunter might arrive at the wrong time. He may look like a normal punk, but he's far worse than expected. Dan may have a hug crush on him when he arrives at the school.
