Liar, he totally doesn't work out for sure. Just appreciate that picture.
"Phil, you've been staring at the ingredients for an hour now. What is so intriguing?" Dan asked. Phil shrugged, before placing the book full of recipes down. Dan's mother Janice walked out, she threw laundry at Dan.
"Dan, you silly boy! Your room is full of clothes, sort it out. I bet your friend isn't that sloppy." She smirked. Phil laughed his head off.
"How would you know?" Dan groaned. Janice narrowed her eyes at Phil, who gave her a playful smile.
"Because he actually smells good." Janice replied, earning an offended gasp from Dan.
"Mom, I smell like roses. How dare you?" Dan snapped. Janice only smiled, before the room bursted into laughter. That is until Phil spotted someone outside.
"Dan, we have to go." Phil mumbled, Janice raised an eyebrow and Dan looked at him confused.
"Seriously Dan, we have to go." Phil whispered, still staring at the person. Dan nodded slowly, before Phil grabbed Dan by the arm and ran downstairs through the basement. He opened the door that led outside, before Dan tripped. Phil rolled his eyes before picking Dan up bridle style and running.
"What is happening?" Dan whispered.
"Remember when I said 'bounty hunters are after you' well..." Phil dragged out the 'L' in well. Dan widened his eyes.
"What about my mom?" Dan gasped. Phil put Dan down once they were out of view.
"She's fine. She wouldn't be a target, they don't go after random people." Phil replied.
"Oh, good. So where are we going?" Dan wondered.
"My apartment."
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Want You Dead
Fanfiction(Punk Phil x Pastel Dan) Phil, the normal day bounty hunter might arrive at the wrong time. He may look like a normal punk, but he's far worse than expected. Dan may have a hug crush on him when he arrives at the school.