Omega (Homestuck Fanfiction) (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter Eleven

After the horrible day that was yesterday, I would chill with my brothers a bit.

I was the first to wake up, and decided to try and make breakfast.

I successfully made scrambled eggs, and managed to make bacon without waking up the two boys.

Then came the toast.

I don't how the FUCK I managed to, but I burnt that toast to a crisp.

And it smelled like smoke.

And that is when the boys woke up.

When the toast popped up, it had already smelled pretty bad. I heard a door slam open and then another.

"DUDE WAKE UP!"

"OH SHIT!"

Two sets of footsteps ran down the hallway and past me in the kitchen.

"FUCK!" Dirk yelled and turned around, probably to "wake me up".

Then he saw me, holding a piece of burnt toast. I smiled innocently.

He facepalmed. Dave stood behind him, in only his boxers.

"Hehehe.... yeah." I laughed nervously. "I tried?" I shrugged.

Dirk breathed a large sigh and faintly started to snicker. Dave was trying to repress a laugh behind him. Then at once we all burst out laughing.

After that Dirk actually showed me how a toaster works, and we made toast and all at breakfast while watching TV. It was fun.

After that Dave said he had made plans to "hang out" with Karkat. Me and Dirk both held back laughs as he left the apartment.

I decided that I would hang with my official bff, Jackie.

When I knocked on the door, Egderp answered.

"Hi Egderp." I said.

"Oh! Hey Dee. Jackie is actually in the shower right now, but you can chill here while you wait." John said. I nodded and sat down on the couch.

John left into another room. After a few minutes, and Jackie had gotten out of the shower, he came back.

"You guys wanna see something cool?" He said. We shrugged and walked into the room. Inside, there was a weird machine. John typed a bunch on the keyboard, and then held his finger over a big red button.

"So basically I have everyone's DNA in here and I'm gonna prank everyone by... well, you'll see." John said.

He pushed the button. The screen above it read "protocol GSDNA active"

"Well shit..." John said looking at the screen. Nothing happened. "That's not right..." there was a long pause as we waited for something bad.

"Hmm. Guess nothing bad is gonna-"

A blinding flash of light filled the room.

I was blind for about 30 seconds. When I could see again, something felt off. I Physically felt very... weird.

I looked at John. "Do you know what- OH MY SWEET LORD." John..... had boobs... wat.

I looked down.

I didn't.

Jackie didn't.

John's phone rang. He put it on speaker.

"This is John. How may I help you today?" He said jokingly.

"JOHN FUCKING EGBERT WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!"