A Shane Dawson Story-Youtuber Fanfic

Stolen Heart

As soon as I opened my door, I knew this wasn't going to end well. "What are you doing?!," I started to panic. "Let go of me!"

I couldn't see his face but he grabbed my arm and I turned and swung at him, but I missed. He was tall, maybe six foot, and he was wearing a mask and all black. "Leave me the hell alone! Who are you?" As soon as I said that, I turned around and saw someone else running towards me. They had green Nike shoes. I looked up at them and felt a striking blow to the head and everything went black.

I heard sirens in the distance.

My head hurts. What's going on?

I tried opening my eyes, but instead let out a moan. My head is pounding. I heard some words. "Looks.... rob....." I tried opening my eyes, but everything was in doubles and was extremely blurry. "Look! He's waking up. Shane! Shane, are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?" I looked up a little, everything was so blurry, he looked like he had maybe 30 fingers. I'm so sleepy. I closed my eyes.

9 hours later, 7:20am

Ugh.. Where the hell am I? I opened my eyes. The room was brightened by sunlight and it was pretty warm. I tried sitting up. I only made it to where my back was somewhat on some pillows. How did I get here? I closed my eyes and tried to think back to what had happened. Think! I can't. Maybe it'll come back to me. I looked around. The room was white and there was a small bedside table at my side. There was a pudding cup and plastic spoon on it. To my left was.. Lisa! What is she doing here? "L-" I couldn't say her name, I needed some water. I decided the pudding was good enough. I ripped off the lid, wiped off the spoon, and started enjoying myself, then I cleared my throat. "Lisa! Wake up!" She started waking up and realizing where she was. "Oh my god!, Shane! Are you okay? How do you feel?," She jumped up and came to my bedside and put her hand on my shoulder. I kind of flinched and she noticed it. She looked taken by surprise, and she stepped back. "Do you remember me?" I was kind of surprised. I have no Idea what had happened. "Of course I remember you, what happened?" She sat down back in the chair she had been sleeping in and started to talk. "We're not exactly sure, I came back to the house around 11pm and you were just lying there. In the doorway with blood all around," She looked kind of distant and her voice cracked when she mentioned blood. "I thought you were dead," I spotted tears running down her face and she continued, "I.. I dropped down and put my ear to your chest.. You were so cold, I guess it was from the night. But you were still breathing, so I called the police and I-" She started crying. I remember now. Green shoes. My head. I reached up and touched my head, I could feel the stitches and the dried blood matted in my hair. "Why did you stay here? Why aren't you with Joey?" She looked up at me, looked me in the eye, "Because I love you, and I always will. It's just.." I didn't want to hear her lame excuse. Once a cheater, always a cheater. "Can you get me a doctor, or something?" I set down my pudding cup on the table and sat fully upwards. Lisa nodded, gathered her things, slammed the door, and left. I wonder if I have a concussion. What happened , exactly? "Hello!, Shane Yaw?" I smiled. "How are you feeling? Do you remember what happened?" I looked at the doctor, he was tall, old, and had a lot of wrinkles. "Do you have any water?" He laughed. "Yes, of course I do," he walked out and returned with a plastic cup full of water. "Do you remember what happened? The police are coming around 10am to ask you some questions. You okay with that?" He handed me the cup of water while he was talking and I basically chugged it. "Yeah, I remember. Is there anything wrong with me, and who hit me?" The doctor frowned. "We were hoping you could answer that. Yeah, we think you may have had a concussion. We just need to put a series of tests on you and for you to sign some papers." I agreed.

After a series of tests 

Around 10am

A series of officers walked in, all in different shapes and sizes. "Hello, Shane Yaw?" I nodded yes. "Do you remember what happened?" I nodded and told them what happened. "Are you aware that you were robbed?" I sat right up. "I was? How come no one told me this?" I started to panic. My computers, my equipment, did I lock that room? "Uhm. Yeah. You were robbed and they ransacked your house a little bit." I looked at them waiting. "Well? What did they take?" "They took your video games." They weren't my games, they were my brothers, he left them here when he stayed for the weekend. "That's it? Anything else that you know of?" He started flipping through his notepad. "Your girlfriend.. eh.. Lisa Schwartz, and Joey Graceffa helped check to make sure everything was there. One of the doors were locked?" I sighed of relief. "Yeah, my video equipment." He bit his lip. "Yeah, thank god that was locked. Right?" I nodded. "Do you have a description of the criminals? "Yeah, they had masks on, they wore all black, and the one that hit me was wearing green Nikes. One of them was pretty tall, like six foot I think. My height." He nodded and said, "Uh, we will do our hardest.. To.. help find the stolen items and to arrest anyone associated." I rolled my eyes. "Bye." They waived and left. I fell asleep.

1:30pm

I woke up to some commotion in the hallway. I wonder if my phone's around here. I looked around. There it was, near where Lisa was sitting. It was charging. I stood up and stretched, then I walked over to the bathroom that was in my room. I looked in the mirror. Yuck. I look scary, my hair was tousled up and my beard was growing in. I had some dried blood on my neck. I turned on the sink and washed my face and neck the best I could. Then I brushed my hair back with a brush that was in a plastic bag on the sink. Lastly, I pissed, washed my hands and walked out. I walked towards my iPhone that was at full battery. I unplugged it and went over to my bed and layed back. There was about a dozen tweets, mostly from my mom, one from Lisa, one from Joey, and a few from Tyler and Anthony.

Mom: 

Hey kid, what's up? 

Mom:  

Are you okay?!! Lisa just texted me! 

Mom:  

Please message when you get this! The one day I go on vacation. 

Tyler: 

Hey are you alright? I saw Lisa's tweet. What happened? 

Tyler: 

I AM PREGNANT. jk.  

Anthony:  

Hey man, sup? 

Anthony: 

omfg r u ok?

I really wanted to see what was from Lisa and Joey and what Lisa posted. 

Lisa: 

Hey, I'm sorry, I wanna talk about this when you get home. Or whenever you can..<3

Joey: 

We need to talk... I'm so sorry..

Now, onto Twitter..

So many tweets! Oh my god, what did she post? 

I typed in @lilschwartzie

@lilschwartzie 

Hey guys, I just got home from the hosp. We got robbed, and Shane got hurt in the process. send prayers his way!! xoxo

I don't know why but she got a lot of hate from some of my fans,

@axtumnleaves 

You don't actually care for him, you cheated on him!

@give_you_my_superluv 

I found love in a hopeless place!! I guess shane did too, you bitch.

@mackenziebruuce 

I love you lisa! #ignoredemhaters

I think I should write a tweet to let the little Dawson Whores know what's up.

@shanedawson 

Hey guys, dont hate on lisa. im ok. i just woke up, ill vlog later. love you all so much!<3

I then texted Lisa.

Shane: 

take care of corny. well talk later.

I sat up and looked to my left. Food! I wish someone was here to get me some real food. There was jello, an apple, mashed potatoes and gravy, and some salisbury steak. I hate salisbury steak. I ate the mashed potatoes and the apple. Then someone knocked on the door. I yelled, "Hold on let me hide my porn mags!" I laughed. Then the receptionist opened the door. "You have two visitors, you care to see them?" I shrugged my shoulders. "Sure." I wiped off my mouth and sat up. I looked towards the door. "What the fuck do you want, Joey?"

OHHHHHHHHH 

DRAMA BOMB! 

(I update all throughout the week except for weekends :D ) 

LET IT BE KNOWN: I LOVE LISA AND JOEY AND I DON'T THINK THAT THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN<3

Please Note: The usernames in this story are real instagrammers and they also love Lisa and would never say that<3

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