A Shane Dawson Story-Youtuber Fanfic

We're The Millers

"Look!, They're asking when we're gonna have a baby." I laughed. "We got one right here, and they don't even know." Liam blushed and I ruffled his hair.

We just got home from registering Liam for school, getting him supplies, and a bunch of random things for his room. It was the typical 'scene' room. "You know I like Marilyn Manson, too?" I asked helping him put on his new sheets. "I do know that. What's your favorite album?" He asked, tucking in the covers. "I'm not that big of a fan, just some songs here and there." "Oh. mine's Antichrist Superstar'." I sat down on the finished bed. "That sound's uplifting." I looked around the finished room. There was movie posters all about, black guitar themed bed sheets, and a nice stereo for music. "Yeah. Thanks for everything, Shane." I turned around to look at him. My son. I'm going to watch him grow, and succeed. "So, you know, you can uh.. You can" I stood up to go check on Lisa. "I can, what?" I made it to the doorway. "Nevermind. I'm going to check on Lisa." I walked out and went over to the kitchen. Lisa was up and moving around. "Aren't you sick?" I went over and put my arms around her waist. "I feel better. So, you wanted to make a video?" "Yeah, but I'm not sure I want the fans to know. Considering how cruel they can be. They might get jealous and hateful." "Do you want to wait 'till he's older to tell people?" "Yeah, but it's going to get out there sooner or later. Let's not tell them directly, like let's hint at it and let them guess for themselves until they figure it out. He'll be in our vlogs and stuff." "Just answer it in a 'Ask Shane' sometime within the next few weeks or something." I nodded. "Can you explain that to him?" "Yeah, so what are the plans for the rest of today?" "I need to track down Mackenzie Grey in Hollywood." "Who's M-? Oh. Alright, Well, that should be a father-son project thing." "It should. You're right. But there's not much to it, except for getting ahold of her and telling her that Ariana is okay." I had Lisa in my arms and we were just standing there, holding each other, talking. "I guess, but shouldn't it be more personal?" "Yeah.. I guess." I let go of her and grabbed a water bottle from the fridge. I opened it and took a sip. Lisa took it and just about chugged it all down. "Are you sure you're not sick?" "I'm fine." "Maybe you should lay down, get some rest." "I'm fine. Hollywood is what, like two hours away?," I nodded. "Why don't you track her down on Google, and go visit her?" "Sure." I walked out of the kitchen and went into Liam's room. "Follow me." He got up from his bed and followed me into the office. "We're going to track down Ariana's mom and go visit her." His eyes were wide open. "Seriously?" "Yeah. Want to do the honors?"

He nodded and typed in 'Mackenzie Grey Hollywood California'.

'Mackenzie Grey, Buddha Supply'

'Mackenzie Grey, death at 54'

Liam and I looked at each other. I clicked the Link.

Mackenzie Grey, 54 of Hollywood, California, was found dead in her store, April 3rd, 2014. Visitation will be noon-3 p.m. today at St. Nicolas Church. The funeral will be 3 p.m. today at the church, with burial in Richard's Cemetery. Souls Funeral Home is directing.

When we finished reading we both looked at each other and frowned in sympathy. "Well, at least they'll be reunited." I nodded. "Let's not let it get to us. Let's look at it as a good thing. They're reunited." He nodded and he followed me into the kitchen. "Sup?" Lisa said, scarfing down a piece of cake. "Well, she passed away." She set down her fork. "Well, that isn't good. At least Ariana and her will be back together at last. Right, buddy?" Liam nodded. "Yeah, I guess so. So, I was thinking, let's watch a movie or something, it's been such a long day." Lisa finished up her cake. "I don't know. I think I'm going to go to bed." I kissed her and put her to bed and cuddled up with Liam to watch 'We're The Millers'.

"Well, that was a good movie." He nodded. "Hey, buddy, I'm sorry that your first day here wasn't that great, we'll make it up to you. I hope you had fun shopping and stuff, sorry Lisa was sick." "Shane, I had a great time, and I can't thank you enough for everything. You're the best." He hugged me and I stood up and stretched, Liam doing the same. "Hey, so where did you hide your uncle's video games?" He laughed. "Oh my God, Shane. I completely forgot," He lead me over to the closet in the hall. "It's in here." I opened up the closet and retrieved the games. "What's that?" Liam asked me. I recognized it from first glance. It was the box Lisa gave Ariana to give to me. "Ariana gave me this to open up on the third tier. I completely forgot. Do you think I should open it?" We were walking towards the living room. I set the games down by the TV and held the box on my lap. "What do you think it is?" "I don't know, I'm scared to open it." I fumbled with it in my hands. It was really light. "There's probably nothing in here. What the hell..?" I pulled out my pocket knife and cut through the tape. I put my knife away and looked at Liam. He had his eyes glued on the box. I opened it up. It was a note. Scribbled on a McDonald's napkin. I started laughing to myself and unfolded it.

Shane-

You found yourself in many situations.

You accomplished them all, but one.

'What one?', you may ask.

'Life.' I answer with a smirk.

Shane, Live your life. You've adopted a wonderful boy,

and have another surprise on the way that will change all of

your lives forever.

We love you, Congratulations.

~Half Life

"Another surprise?," I turned to Liam. He had a big grin on his face. "What are you smiling at?" He grabbed the note from my hands and read it over again. "Another surprise. A new house? You win the lottery? A movie deal, perhaps?" I nodded. "Hopefully." I folded the note back up and hid it back in the closet.

We were all sitting around chilling, it was about noon. Liam was on the couch playing some video games and Lisa and I were at the dining room table, eating and talking. She was eating enough for two and was in the worst mood. "Lisa, are you pregnant?," She looked up from her food. "I don't know, I can't just 'tell'. "Either that or you got a bad case of the peer-peer." "The f-ck is a peer-peer?" "Your period, Lisa," She started eating again. "Are you depressed?" "Stop questioning me! I'm fine!" I felt like I was annoying her. "Can you take a test, for me?" She finished up eating and threw her plate away. She started to the bathroom. I got up and followed her. We both went in and locked the door. She grabbed the unopened box of pregnancy tests from the cabinet, and opened them. I sat down on the rim of the bathtub. She peed on the test strip and set it down on the counter. We both waited for what seemed like hours and I held her hand tight. After about two minutes, I asked her. "Do you want me to look?" She was still sitting on the toilet. She had her head in her hands. I got up, time was in slow motion. I walked over to the counter and picked up the test strip.

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