Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)

"Oh I'm not gonna kill ya"

Joker's POV:
She's like me but not all the way she is now white frome the chemicals I pushed her in. Her hair is now dyed on the tips of the color or her blue shirt and pinkish color fromg my red pants. Now I have to make her crazy like me.

(Holds Harleys hand and takes her to a wearhouse and straps her down on a chair and charges them to spike her brain to make her crazy or to him make her be the real her)

"Are you going to kill me Puddin?" Harley aske me not even looking scared "Oh I'm not gonna kill you I'm just gonna hurt you really,really bad" I told her and started to laugh "HA-HA-HA-HAAA" then I electrocuted her brain *BUZZZZ*

Harley POV:

I woke up on a king sized bed the room was painted solid black with red as the covers for the bed. *Step step step step* I hear my Puddin coming up stairs his hand twisted the door nobe and swinging it open "Good Morning my love" he says as he opens the door "Well don't be rude give daddy a hug" he said with his arms wide open. I then walked up to him and huged him and kissed him. "Daddy has some work to do today so you stay here and make yourself at home...wait this is your home too *crazy laughter* don't go anywhere or you will get a punishment you got that" he said holding my shoulders and squeezing tighter and tighter while waitingfor me to answer "Yes sir love you Puddin" I said before he broke me in half "That's my Marley love u MY Marley" ge said and kissed me on mt forehead I was about to take a shower than the door opens wide agian "Oh don't forget if anyonehurts you or even flirts with you make sure you tell me so I could take care of it" he said by the door and had a tone in his voice that made him suppa scary and serious. "I just think it's so cute how protective you is with me *skipping into the shower* ".

*30 minutes later*
Oh ok my Puddin just left me home alone I have no one to play with what should I do? *goes down stairs* oh my what a big house "we" have. You know what we need more color instead of it just being all white with blood stains. I should paint some of the walls dark red. *starts painting walls*

*Later on that day*

Joker's POV:

*driving home* well that was fun I don't think I laughed that hard before watching them die (evil/crazy laughter).
*arrives home* Oh my dear Harley Quinn I'm home where are you? "Hello my Puddin do you love what I did?" Standing on the stair case with her hand on her smiling proudly. I then look around and keep my face looking mad then I turn too my Queen "You did a great job my love" still looking mad "Well Puddin you don't look happy" I then smile and slowly walk towards MY Marley and punch her "Do not ask me questions my love I told you that their'sgoing to be punishments" as I said looking down at her. "Ohh I'm sorry daddy I forgot love you my Puddin" she says smiling and skipped around me. I then say "it's getting late and your daddy is tired so lets go to bed my love" she then nodes and holds my hand while we walk up to out room.