Joker's POV:
I wake up early before Harley does then I walk down stairs half asleep. And search which beach house is available so I could get my henchmen to go over there and shoot everyone there currently. I then call them up and tell them where to go and kill everyone there and call me when they are all gone so I could drive over there. I then walk upstairs and go back to sleep until I get the phone call from my henchmen saying they killed everyone and that it's ready to go.*30 minutes of sleep*
"Wake up J wake up" Harley yelling while shaking me from my shoulders I then smile and laugh " well of course I almost forgot about our trip" I said with my hands behind my head still laying down Harley then just sits on top of me and crossed her arms looking disappointed I then laugh and grabed her by her shoulders and pin her down and passionately kiss her " I was just joking around" she then kisses me on my forehead "ok Puddin". I then let her go and she starts packing our bags "What do you think your doing?" I asked while getting up "Packing our stuff" she said with a worried face looking like I'm going to cancel our big romantic trip. "Love you don't need to pack anything" I said while putting on my socks and shoes "Wait you don't want us to wear any cloths?" She said with a big smile across her face I then laugh and walk around the bed to where she was "My dear we could just break into a mall and get you new cloths especially maternity clothes for when your pregnant" she then laughed and pulled up her shirt and touched her stomach looking down and smiling "soon there will be a baby and it will be kicking" she said looking down I then walked up to Harley and passionately kissed her "We are going to be a happy family and a crazy one too" I said while looking down and rubbing her stomach. We then both look at each other and start laughing. "Ok lets go" I said putting my arm around her walking down stairs. I then pick her up and walks towards the car and put in her seat and buckle her seat belt while kissing her.
*3 hours later*
We then arrived at the beach house I carried my dear Harley inside kicking open the doors. " wow babe you got good taste...want me to make supper because I'm starvin" She said looking around looking for the kitchen " I smiled "do anything thing you'll like my love" I replied about to go outside and answer a unknown phone number.
Joker-Hello I can't talk right now so make it snappy.
Unknown-You killed him....stuttering....you sliced his head off
Joker- HA-HA-HA-HAAA Well Hello Robin I didn't expect a call from *grinding teeth* Battsy's sidekick HA-HA-HA-HAAA
Robin- I'm going to get you back maybe not today or maybe not even in a year or maybe late Tonight I'm going to get you back for what you did and you'll never see it coming.
Joker- That's impossible I know everything that happens.....I know everything I even know you didn't belong to "battsy" you should be one of my henchmen but you wasted your time.. I'm sorry your life being "Battsy" shadow....well I got to go because I'm actually using my life too good use. Bye bye-bye Robin
I then hang up the phone and shaked my head. "Oh Puddin!" I heat Harley yelling from the far distance I then say "Yes my Harley?" while walking into the beach house. I then walk into the kitchen and Harley sitting down eating a sandwich and mine in front of her I then take a seat and a bit of the sandwich "Who was that on the phone" asked Harley cautiously "Oh just the wrong number" lying to her knowing if I told her it was Robin she would cancel our whole plans(the reason why we are here to make baby).
Harley POV:
Today had a great start waking up my Puddin having a 3 hour drive to the beach house and the arriving and making a really good sandwich but then Puddin gets a mysterious call I then asked him who it was and he LIED too me!
Now I'm thinking it'sone of his side chicks asking him to go over and do stuff ugh just thinking about it gets under my skin it just wants me to go crazy.... oh wait I already am.....HA-HA-HA-HAAA.
I was going to ask him if he way lying to me but I already know what he would say "I don't like questions dear Harley Quinn I'm going to give you a punishment" then he'll punch me but he then regrets. I'm kinda used to him punching me I know I deserve sometimes and other times he just does it to show me who's boss which agian I could understand he doesn't want me to forget who's the boss is and if I forget I will not be scared of him anymore.
*RING BUZZ BUZZ RING* I quickly answer remembering that I have J's old phone number so I see who it is.Harley- Hello?
UNKNOWN YET- Hello this is Jacob
Harley- Sorry I don't know a Jacob can you explain your self?
*Puddin then sits up straight looking at looking at me madly*
Jacob- Your ex boyfriend you know we dated for 3 years in college but we never had you know what
Harley- Uhhhh got to go bye
Jacob- Uhh ok when can I can I call you?
By the time he had said that I already hung up. I then got up quickly and grabed our plates and put then in the sink and started washing the dishes and looked down trying to avoid J asking me who was on the phone. When I was done with the dishes I then grabbed J by his tie and took him upstairs into the bed room. I didn't forget about us trying to have a baby and I also didn't forget about the call.😔
To be continued.......
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Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)
Fiksi PenggemarBased on the Joker and his love of his life Harley some scenes from suicide squad but most of the scenes I made up which I'm kinda proud of and I apologize before you start reading this book I miss spelled words but it's because I'm a fast typer and...