Is it possible to be friends yet?
I'd say 'impossible'. I don't even know you, how could we be friends.... Awks.
I've told you who I am though....
Omg. I seriously can't be speaking to someone as delusional as you! My god. Honestly, this whole, playing a fake celebrity persona may have worked for you in the past with girls, but it isn't gonna work with me. It's cringey as fuck! As if people would believe you!
.... Fair point. You're a tough nut to crack, love. And you can't blame a guy for trying. My name is actually Matty though.
Whoopy do! You should invest in a life if this is how you go about. I wonder if Matty Healy actually knows guys use his identity to try and hit on girls, it's diabolical - ahha!!
OOoo Big word!
I'm being serious.... I feel sorry for him, and the poor girls.
I'm not hitting on you though?!
I wasn't necessarily meaning me....
This is the first time this has happened. It was just a joke. Seriously, you're thinking too far into this. Who'd want his life anyway?!
And what's wrong with Healy's life?
That's how fans refer to him? By his surname? :/ haha. Nothing really... I dunno.
No, I do. And your opinion is invalid then! :)
Wow. Someone's a fan then ;) I'll back off.
So?!
What? :/ No, nothing. Stop being so defensive suddenly. Jheeze, dude
Why are you even still texting me, instead of trying to find the chick you were supposed to text last night?
Nah, over that. Maybe this was... fate?
Or maybe just a case of some drunken idiot miss typing some girls number into his phone, which unfortunately led him to me :/
That may be true.
1000% true, you mean?!
Are you always this difficult, Alessia?
Don't. Don't say my name... and are you always going to pester me? (eyes emoji)
Why can I not say your name? It is your name? And yes! :D
Of course. Then yes, also.
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Texting a Stranger | Matty Healy | °ONHOLD°
FanficAll it takes, is 1 digit from a phone number to be typed in incorrectly, replaced with another, and you find yourself speaking to the wrong person. But for her, It couldn't be anyone better.... If he admits to who he is and she believes it. // Thi...
