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So there's something I've always wanted to know

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So there's something I've always wanted to know..

Then you have my full attention ☺️

Your dad's laugh in Benidorm... Is that his actual laugh? 😂

😑🙄 And there's me thinking it was this Healy you were interested in. Ouch 😢

😂😂 TELL ME!

Go Tim! Want me to pass your number on 😏

Are you gonna answer...

Hurt me this. Hurt me deep! 😂 But no, it isn't. He's what we call, an ACTOR, Alessia 😉 x

Could ya maybe take an interest in me now??? 😪

But I already know everything there is to know... 

SHALL WE TEST THAT THEN 😉 Xx 

How?

20 questions. Obviously.

But how's that Gonna work when I'm stating I already know everything 

Your confidence is booming, eh. But still. Okay... What's my favourite finger? 😏

Excuse me? 😐

U HEARD ME. What's Healy's fave finger?? 👀

😂😂😂 little one!? 

WRONG!!!Second finger, it's the longest, it's possibilities are endless 😉

Are you being rude again?!  

It expresses how I feel 88% of the time 😁 and me? Rude? As in, dirty? When I'm merely talking about fingers? I mean, when I'm pissed off, people do have the tendency to make that finger erect but... 😏 ahaahhaha 😘 

 You sexualise everything, are you aware of that?! 

Oh, completely! That goes without saying. And are you aware that you come across as prudish, a goody goody. Miss sweet and innocent.... 😏😂 

Are you actually a Puritan, Less?! 😐😉 

Nooo 😂 I'm just a virgin 😑🙈🙈😫 

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