So there's something I've always wanted to know..
Then you have my full attention ☺️
Your dad's laugh in Benidorm... Is that his actual laugh? 😂
😑🙄 And there's me thinking it was this Healy you were interested in. Ouch 😢
😂😂 TELL ME!
Go Tim! Want me to pass your number on 😏
Are you gonna answer...
Hurt me this. Hurt me deep! 😂 But no, it isn't. He's what we call, an ACTOR, Alessia 😉 x
Could ya maybe take an interest in me now??? 😪
But I already know everything there is to know...
SHALL WE TEST THAT THEN 😉 Xx
How?
20 questions. Obviously.
But how's that Gonna work when I'm stating I already know everything
Your confidence is booming, eh. But still. Okay... What's my favourite finger? 😏
Excuse me? 😐
U HEARD ME. What's Healy's fave finger?? 👀
😂😂😂 little one!?
WRONG!!!Second finger, it's the longest, it's possibilities are endless 😉
Are you being rude again?!
It expresses how I feel 88% of the time 😁 and me? Rude? As in, dirty? When I'm merely talking about fingers? I mean, when I'm pissed off, people do have the tendency to make that finger erect but... 😏 ahaahhaha 😘
You sexualise everything, are you aware of that?!
Oh, completely! That goes without saying. And are you aware that you come across as prudish, a goody goody. Miss sweet and innocent.... 😏😂
Are you actually a Puritan, Less?! 😐😉
Nooo 😂 I'm just a virgin 😑🙈🙈😫
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Texting a Stranger | Matty Healy | °ONHOLD°
FanfictionAll it takes, is 1 digit from a phone number to be typed in incorrectly, replaced with another, and you find yourself speaking to the wrong person. But for her, It couldn't be anyone better.... If he admits to who he is and she believes it. // Thi...