Texting a Stranger | Matty Healy | °ONHOLD°

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So hows your night?

I think I'm drunk.....!!!!

Well, you either are, or you aren't :/ 

Hahaha! No, I mean this girl I text, she just randomly text me first. I'm not sure if I'm seeing things or if that is actually the case ;)

U ok? Must be drunk too to be texting me?! ill maybe???

Don't make such a big deal out of it -.- It's a one off. Boredom leads me to stupidity.

"Stupidity?" Ouch! You're making me sound like a drunken fumble! Haa! Andddd.... As standoffish as always.... Let me enjoy this moment, I doubt it'll happen again :P

You're such a goof! aha. So?

Soooo?? (eyes emoji)

Your night??....

Oh, yeah. Pretty decent, thanks for asking. Just hitting the town now. You on with much babe?

Alessia! :/ And not really. I'm tucked up in bed... Can't sleep though.

I know a trick to help a person sleep.... Close your eyes for a start! ;) BABE!

Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. NO -.-

I'd actually love to hear what your laugh sounds like.

1) creep and 2) I didn't actually laugh.... sarcasm, mate! :D

You just upgraded me to friendsville? Cutie. So, if you're not doing anything, fancy doing something?

I don't quite understand that text?....

Which part? Haha

.... All of it. I was referring to the last part though.

Do something... for me?

What's that?

Send me a picture?.... (praying emoji)

[Picture message received] 

Oh, JESUS CHRIST! HAHHAHAHAHAAA

I meant of you! Duh.

I know what you meant, but you didn't state that.....

plus that could be me, for all you know!

Leave ET out of this! Please send me a picture of YOURSELF! x

You send one of yourself first....

[Picture message received]

REALLY?!?!?!?! (Angry emoji)

Really, really! :D

You're doing it again! This is getting old and boring. I'm not going to waste my time if you can't even be serious with me!

What am I being 'unserious' about, exactly?

I did tell you who I was from the very start. It's not my fault you're refusing to believe it.

Alessia!?

Speak to you later then, I guess?! xx