How you feeling this morning?
Still drunk I think!
Why, because I've text first again? Zzz...
No. I'm genuinely still drunk. Tequila will be the death of me!!
Surprised you did text me though... Sorry about last night. I was just messing around. Hope I didn't annoy you too much? I'd love to keep on speaking with you.
It's fine. Just please, for the love of god, stop with the Matty Healy bullshit. And just out of curiosity, why do you want to keep speaking with me, when you barely know me?
Done! And do I need a reason? x
Yes!
Just cause, well you make me laugh. You make me feel like a normal human being for a start.
.... Because people usually look at you like an alien? Aha.
Well, I thought the alien thing was you, remember ;) ... The whole E.T Shebang. But yeah, something like that. Don't feel like you have to say something nice back, or anything :P
I wasn't going to (laughing emoji)
Thought not. Meanie! So, much planned today or you just kicking back and chillaxing, like kids do these days.
Erm, almost 22, remember?!
Dude, that's young!
AM I TALKING TO AN OLD MAN?!? And to answer your question, I have work in like an hours time. Please help muuhhhhh! :(
Cheeky swine. I'm quite a few years older than you though. Oh, bummer! What do you do for a living???
Nothing glam.
And how many years older?
I didn't ask if it was glam did I, I asked what it is you do ;) And guess!! x
I'm a waitress :/ See, it's embarrassing! Just tell me how old you are.... x
HOLY MACARONI I GOT A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT NEWS GUYS, WOO WOO!
But just think of all the angry beings, that couldn't have their food brought to them if it wasn't for people doing the job you have. They'd actually have to walk, and get it themselves, it's diabolical. You're a total hero in my book! x
We do more than that, thank you very much. And oi, less of the sarcasm! -.-
I'm sure you do (blowing kiss emoji)
Kiss me back again, damn it xxxxxxxxxx
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Is that it? HAhahahahaha..... I think I'm gonna go for some food, try and sober up a little. Ciao for now. x
P.s I'm 28, seeing as you asked so nicely! (Your sarcasm is rubbing off on me already) :P xxx
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