Gravity Falls Demon Hunters

groceries and fake IDs

Bill woke up at 8:00 sleeping for about 6 hours all together.

"I feel groggy. I hate sleep." Bill thought.

He got up slowly and went out to the kitchen.

Cynthia sat on the couch on her lap top, she looked up as he entered.

"Morning bed head." She said leaning to grab her phone. She then took a picture to show Bill.

His hair was in complete disarray and looked like a family of rats had made home in it.

"Lovely now delete the picture." Bill said.

Cynthia made an exasperated sigh. "Yeah Yeah yeah." She said deleting the picture.

"And the back up." Bill said.

Cynthia went into cloud and deleted it there too.

"There should be a brush in the bathroom. You can go fix your hair and we'll go to the store." Cynthia said. "And if you finish quickly I'll let you pick out a treat!" She said in a voice you'd talk to a child in.

"I'm billions of years older then you, do not patronize me." Bill said walking toward the bathroom.

"Ooo, scary Bill." Cynthia thought mockingly.

Five minutes later Bill walked out annoyed, his hair still looking messy but better

"I don't know how you do this and you have 7 times more hair!" Bill said.

"What was that? Did Bill Cipher admit I'm better at something then he?" Cynthia said.

"Shut up." He said.

Cynthia smiled.

"Come on we're can walk to town it's pretty close." Cynthia said.

"Do you even have money?" Bill said. "Or let me re-fraise, did you even steal any money?"

Cynthia put her hand near her heart and made an offensed gasping noise. "I would never. She said. "At the moment I'm going with credit card scam." She said, the second sentence upbeat as she pulled out a credit card.

"Of course you are." Bill said.

"Well when you have such a great role model..." Cynthia said sarcastically.

"You're welcome." Bill said.

"Eh, it was better then foster hopping for the rest of my childhood." She said nonchalantly. "Anyway, shall we go?"

***

Alex and Max sat around bored watching TV. It was Sam's turn to write the report so they didn't have much to do except for double check it when he was done.

The story they had decided on was that they had been helped by a teenage halfing named Seth who had dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

"Hey guys, I've been thinking." Sam said walking in. "Hearts was able to restrain Bill so it seems a bit easy looking back on it."

"Well Cynthia did catch her of guard." Max said.

"Yeah but still." Sam said.

"Well now that mention it..." Alex said.

After a moment she added "We should keep an eye on it."

***

"We need to get you new clothes." Cynthia said to Bill as they walked down the aisles of the supermarket.

"I think I look quite good." Bill said confidently.

"That's great but we want to not attract attention and that," Cynthia said referring to his outfit, "attracts a lot of attention."