Eren reacts to ships

Eren x Levi

Eren: Ok the next ship is....oh god 0-0....

Armin: What is it

Mikasa: *grabs clipboard in Erens hand and reads it*EREN YOU CHEATER!!!

Jean: What's the damn ship already

Eren: *hides face in hands*Its me and Levi

Levi:Are you serious,look Eren I would never in gods name ever have feelings for a Titan maniac like you

Eren: Hey,well I'm glad that I would never date a clean freak anyway

Levi: OK YOUR DEAD EREN*Gets his blades out and holds them to Erens neck*

Mikasa: Gentlemen,that's enough now let's just look at the ratings before anyone gets hurt*gives Levi a death stare*

Ratings: 10000/10

Armin: Wow,you guys seem to be the most popular ship :)

Eren: ;-; kill me now

Levi: With pleasure Jaeger*puts blades to Erens chest*

Mikasa: LEVI STAY AWAY FROM EREN*pulls her blades out*

Levi: Shit*gets chair and throws it at the window*see you later assholes*slowly jumps out the window*

Everyone: 0-0.......