Eren reacts to ships

Jean x Sasha

Mikasa:Eren when are these ships ever gonna end

Eren:Uhhhhh I have no idea

Me:GOOD CAUSE I WANNA STAY HERE WITH ALL YOU PPL,and you to Armin :)

Armin: :)

Jean:Iona your flirting is cringeworthy

Everyone:*Sniggers accept Armin*

Me:Well at least I actually have the balls to talk to him

Reiner:Oooooooooo triggered

Jean:W-What that's not true

Anya:YEAH SHUT YOUR MOUTH IONA

Me:Bish no

Eren:CAN I SAY THE NEXT GOD DAMN SHIP ALREADY

Sasha:Go ahead Eren,I am literally the only one that's actually listening to them

Everyone:WE ARE LISTENING

Eren:Ok finally,the next ship is-

Emma:Eren if it's you and me I'll never let go of you and we will get married and have babies and-

Iona and Anya:OK I THINK THATS ENOUGH EMMA *Slowly pushes her away from Eren*

Mikasa: -_-

Eren:Ok the next ship is Sasha and Jean

Jean:DA FUCK

Sasha:WHAT THE HELL EREN

Eren:It is what it is *Grins*

Jean:Why did I have to be shipped with potato girl *face palms*

Sasha:Why did I have to be put with a horseface *Puts face in knees*

Levi:Well tuff *Grins*

Sasha and Jean:PISS OF SHORTASS

Levi:YOU BOTH BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Reiner:Hey Levi *Starts to snigger* I have something to ask you *Tries to hold in laughter*

Levi:What do you want Reiner *Rolls eyes*

Reiner:*Nearly bursts out laughing*Have you and Erwin ever made out

Berthold:Reiner stop*Elbows him*

Everyone:*Bursts out laughing*

Erwin:Reiner that's very inappropriate

Levi:NO FUCKING KIDDIN *Rolls sleeves up and cracks knuckles*

Eren:OK LETS SEE THE RATINGS *Moves back a little*

Armin:S-Sure

Iona:I do to *puts arm on Armins shoulder and smiles at him*

Armin:*Rubs back of his head and blushes*

Ratings: 2.5/10

Sasha and Jean:Phewwwww,could have been worse

Eren:I could change it to a higher rating if you want *Grins*

Sasha and Jean:NO NO NO ITS FINE THE WAY IT IS

Eren: Well ok *Winks*

Emma:Oh my lord *Fangirls*

Anya:Really Emma *Starts laughing*

Everyone: *Starts laughing like retarded 5 year olds*