Eren reacts to ships

Eren x Annie

Eren:The next ship is me and Annie

Mikasa:Wait,Annie can't react to this cause someone*looks at Iona*through her out the window

Me:Tehehe

Armin:We should call her

Jean:Good thinking coconut

Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP JEAN ARMIN IS NOT A COCONUT

Jean:Oooooooooooooo fistey grill

Me: -_- Screw of

Armin:T-Thanks Iona

Me:*Blushes*

Eren:I'll call her I have her number

Jean:Ummmm why do you have her number

Eren:Ummmm*rubs back of his neck and bites lip*No reason

Jean:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EREN HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Emma:*Jumps in through the roof and crabs Jean's caller*SCREW OF JEAN AND EREN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ME REMEMBER

Eren: 0-0 Ummmm who are you

Emma:*Punches Eren in the face and balls*YOU DAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW ME

Eren:Please let go of me*pushes her over and stands back up

Emma:*Cries in embarrassment with Erens key in her hands*I-I'm sorry Eren

Eren:WHERE DID YOU GET THAT KEY FROM*Touches his neck and takes his shirt off to check*

Emma:*Fangirls uncontrollably*EKKKKKKKKKK

Mikasa:STAY AWAY FROM MY LOVER BITCH*punches Emma in the face,but Emma dodges her like an MLG noscoper and drop kicks her*

Emma:GET REKT N0oB*does the finger at her*

Me:Emma calm down please

Armin:Please keep your language down cause I hate people swearing

Me:Listen to this beautiful cinnamon bun

Armin:*smiles*

Jean:Armin,your telling us to watch are language when your friends with Eren fucking Jaeger

Armin:Well,Eren has anger issues so it's not his fault

Jean:STILL THO

Eren:I don't have anger issues Armin

Armin:Well ummm,you do a little

Jean:Lol this makes my day

Eren:What the hell is happening Iona 0-o

Me:Ok,let me tell you everything

Jean:Grab the popcorn peeps*gives everyone a bag of popcorn*

A long boring 5000 hours (1 hour)later:

Me:And that's why she likes you

Eren:*Blushes*

Emma:*Fangirls*

Armin:Do you wanna check that ratings before Emma looses it

Me:Mk

Ratings: 3/10

Emma:I'm glad it's low,I don't want *gags*her to be shipped with my little Titan

Eren:T-thanks*blushes*but no thanks

Emma:WHAT

Eren:Nothing

Jean:I can't wait for the next ship*stuffs his face with popcorn and chocks on kernel*