Eren reacts to ships

Jean x Armin

Jean:So Eren what's the next ship *stuffs his face with popcorn*

Eren:Uhhhhhhh,you and Armin

Jean:*Spits all his popcorn out of his mouth*WHAT

Armin:*Hides face in hands*why did you do this Eren

Eren:HeHeHe

Jean:Are you being serious,I would never like a crybaby like Armin

Armin:Heyyyyyyy*Starts to cry in his lap*

Jean:Lol get rekt kid *bursts out laughing*

Me:JEAN YOU PRICK*Runs over to Jean and grabs him by his hair*DON'T EVER CALL ARMIN A CRYBABY

Jean:WHAT THE HELL LET GO OF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH

Me:APOLOGISE OR I'LL GET EREN ON YOU

Eren:Wait what ;-;

Everyone:*Burts out laughing apart from Armin*

Me:YOU KNOW WHAT JEAN I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS SHIT YOU'VE  BEEN TALKING ABOUT*drags him by his hair to the window*

Jean:Don't you fucking dare

Me:Oh yeah,watch me*throws Jean out the window*

Jean:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

Everyone: ;-;

Mikasa:What the hell just happened here cause I'm confused

Anya:*Bursts out from the wall and jumps out the window head first*I'LL SAVE YOU JEAN JUST HANG ON

Everyone: ;-;

Eren:Ummmm,who was that

Mikasa:No idea but she won't hurt you Eren*pushes Eren next to her and clutches onto him*

Eren:Uhhhhh thanks Mikasa 0-0

Armin:T-Thank Y-You Iona for saying t-that to Jean*wipes away tears from his eyes*

Me:I-It was nothing*smiles*

Sasha:Awwwwwwwwww couple alert

Me and Armin:*Blushes*

Eren:Let's see these ratings already

Me:*clenches fist*I swear if it's a high score-

Armin:It's ok Iona just stay calm,*holds Iona's shoulder*

Me:O-Ok

Ratings:  -1000000000/10

Me:Phewwwwww

Eren:At Least we won't see you go God mode on me

Me:What you say Eren

Eren:Uhhhhh nothing

Emma:LEAVE EREN ALONE IONA

Me:JESUS EMMA CALM DOWN

Emma: -_- Whatever *holds Eren's hand tightly*

Eren:*rubs his neck and blushes*

Mikasa:*Looks extremely pissed of with Emma*Grrrrrrr

Armin:Do you guys hear that

Everyone:*hears someone crying from outside the window*

Eren:What the hell is that 0-0

Mikasa:Is that Jean crying 0-0

Anya:DON'T WORRY JEAN I'LL HELP YOU JUST HOLD ON*screams from the bottom of the window*

Jean:P-Please h-help me A-Anya*still crying like a 5 year old lol*

Anya:DON'T WORRY I WILL

Everyone: WTFJ ;-;