Eren reacts to ships

Reiner x Christa

Eren: Ok the next ship is Reiner and Christa

Bertholdt: Reiner you and Christa would be really cute together

Reiner: Thank you Bertholdt

Christa: Oh Reiner I would love to date someone as sweet as you *gives him a sweet smile*

Reiner: Your truly a goddess Christa*Smiles back at her*

Ymir: REINER IF YOU EVER DARE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN TO MY LITTLE CHRISTA THEN ILL CUT YOU UP FROM LIMB TO LIMB

Reiner: Ok then go ahead bitch *Starts to grin*

Everyone:*Starts to smirk*

Ymir:IM GONNA KILL YOU REINER*Stomps over to him and punches his face*

Christa: YMIR STOP IT,YOUR GONNA HURT HIM

Reiner: OWWWWWWWW YOU BRAT*Kicks Ymirs ankle*

Ymir: THATS IT YOU CROSSED THE LINE TROLL

Armin:Guys please stop it I feel very unsafe right now with all the fighting going on

Me:*Bursts out from the wall*ILL SAVE YOU ARMIN*Picks him up*

Armin:T-Thanks Iona* starts to blush*

Me: No problem Armin*blushes* NOW LET ME SAVE YOUUUUUUU*Jumps out the window like a true hero*

Eren: ;-;.....What the hell did I just see

Mikasa: Eren, Sit next to me and I will protect you*grabs Erens sleeve and pulls him next to her*

Reiner: YMIR IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

Ymir: BRING IT ON TROLL FACE

Connie: Guys,let's just see the ratings before any of you get killed

Ratings: 9/10

Ymir: EREN YOU SON OF A BITCH*Runs up to Eren and kicks his balls*

Eren: OWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mikasa: EREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YMIR IM GONNA SLICE YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES*Takes her blades out*

Reiner: ME TWO YOUR DEAD BITCH

Christa: ENOUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:*Stares a her*

Christa: STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER LIKE ANIMALS,JUST TRY AND GET ALONG

Ymir: Awwwwwwwwwwww that's my Christa trying to keep the piece*Hugs her*

Reiner: -_-.......