Eren reacts to ships

Sasha x Levi

Erwin:I got you some tea Levi*Hands levi a cup of tea*

Levi:Thanks Erwin,I was gonna get one myself,but I was comfortable*Sips e bit of the tea*

Erwin: -_-...

Me:Ok,I have a strong feeling that the next ship might have Sasha

Armin:Why'd you say that

Me:Don't know just a gut feeling

Jean:Iona that's called indigestion xD

Me: -_- You are never gonna learn to shut up will you Jean

Jean:Nope

Connie:Me to I think it might have Sasha in it as well

Sasha:Probably will be

Eren:Well this is no surprise,the next ship is Sasha and Levi

Levi:*Drops cup of tea in his hand and sits in shock*Are you fucking kidding me

Eren:No this is no joke

Sasha:PLEASE SAY THIS IS A JOKE EREN

Eren:Like I said,it's not

Sasha:Great now I'm gonna have to bash my head against the wall 500000 times to get this memory out of my head*Walks over to the wall and starts to bash her head*

Connie:Are you actually gonna do that

Jean:Connie it's pretty obvious that she is

Levi:This proves how thick you are Connie

Erwin:Levi that's enough

Levi:DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MR EYEBROWS

Erwin:DON'T BRING THESE BADASS EYEBROWS INTO THIS SHORT STACK

Levi:IM NOT SHORT

Everyone:Yes you are

Levi:Your all buttholes

Jean:No,I'm a horse face

Anya:J-Jean,not the time-

Eren:Uhhhhhh this is getting weirder and weirder 0-0

Emma:Stay with me Eren and ignore this shit*Pulls Eren over to her*

Mikasa:LET EREN GO EMMA

Emma:NO I'M KEEPING HIM SAFE

Me:Armin,Let's see the ratings shall we ;-;

Armin:Y-Yeah ;-;

Ratings: 1/10

Me:At least it's not high

Armin:Yeah it could be much worse

Sasha and Levi:CAN'T THERE JUST BE NO RATINGS AT ALL EREN

Eren:W-Well-

Sasha and Levi:CHANGE IT

Eren:Fine,god sake

Ratings not found

Sasha and Levi:That's better

Me:Well I'm just glad that no one tried to kill each other

Armin:Yeah,if someone killed you Iona,I wouldn't be able to smile or be happy again

Me:W-Wow Armin,that was sweet of you*Blushes a really deep red*

Armin:*Smiles at Iona and also blushes a deep red*

Jean:PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY

Levi:Yes please do