Eren reacts to ships

Erwin x Armin

Sasha:That was one good boiled potato*Sits next to Connie*

Me:Uhhhh,you were away for nearly half an hour,how long does it take you to eat a potato

Sasha:What,I just like to taste all the flavours slowly so I can eat more

Jean:Sasha stop sex talking xD

Sasha:Shut up Jean

Jean:Girl how bout no

Eren:Ok who wants to hear the next ship

Everyone:Me

Me:I pray to Freckled Jesus that it doesn't have Armin in it

Marco(Freckled Jesus):You called

Me: ;-;....

Armin:Me to,I've been in a lot of ships

Eren:Well here is defiantly not a shocker,the next ship is Erwin and Armin

Me:I-I'm done*grabs Armin's hand and storms out the room*

Armin:Iona what are you-

Me:You have been through enough of this torture and so have I,so we are leaving

Jean:Ok don't let the door hit you on the way out,*Mumbles*on second thought,let it hit ya ;)

Me:I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU JEAN

Jean:I don't give a shit Iona

Erwin:This ship doesn't even make sense

Levi:Your right Erwin,why would people ship you with a 15 year old

Eren:This ship kind of makes Erwin seem like a pervert 0-0

Jean:For once I agree with suicidal maniac

Anya:Jean be nice to Eren*pats his back*

Emma:YEAH YOU BETTER BE NICE TO HIM,OR ILL BEAT YOUR LITTLE ASS UP*Clutches onto Eren*

Eren:Don't get on Emma's bad side Jean,or you'll regret it*Grins*

Jean:*Mumbles*Dipshits

Sasha:Ok it's time for the ratings

Ratings: -10/10

Me:*Runs back into the room still holding onto Armin*YESSSSSSSSS IM SO HAPPY ITS MINUS TEN

Mikasa:Just as the room was getting quite...

Armin:Mikasa stop it,be nice

Eren:I'm gonna add more zeros just for the crack of it :)

Me:PLEASE DO EREN

Eren:Ok

Ratings: -10000000000000/10

Me and Armin:Much better

Erwin:I agree,I do seem like a pervert in this ship

Levi:Obviously

Everyone:Well nuhhhhhhh