Nelli: Do you cook??
Kelly: well, the other night I tried to make a curry and I got Chilli BURNS ALL over my FACE, so I thought to myself, 'doesn't milk soothe chilli burns!'. I couldn't google coz I couldn't see. So I felt my way all the way to the fridge and poured out a bowl of milk and then put my face into the bowl of milk.
Kelly: At that point, the rice cooker went off and some electrical problem happened and my electricity went off. And ofcourse I didn't know that, since my face was in the bowl of milk.
Kelly: And then when I did emerge from the milk bath, I Thought I had gone Blink with Chilli Burns.
Nelli: Oh... :(
Kelly: So..... I don't really cook much.
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