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Jason: Yoyre the sweetest candything in all ofthe universe. Sprinkles odf on my tasters.

Meera: Jason, Are You DRUNK???

Jason: Would you arrest rif I was?

Meera: No sir.

Jason: U arw so Polite!

Meera: Why, Thank you. So, how much have you had to drink?

Jason: A baby and half a donzen of babiesss.

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