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Aura: After studying for 9 hours straight, I can't remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man with a toothbrush. So there's that.

Matt: The hell kind of classes are you taking!???

Aura: I'm a forensic Criminologist. Our slogan's like "Can't run fast enough to be a serial killer, so I'll just help the police catch them.  

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