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A: Hey, What are you upto?

B: Just finished Masturbating. It makes me feel so relaxed, so I can go to sleep easier.

A: Awkward.

B: Shit! I meant menstruating.

A: Not any less Awkward.

B: OMFG! I meant MEDITATING.
    What the eff is wrong with this phone!

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