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The Old Grist Mill
Greg: Wirt, I think I've thought of a new name for our frog. I'm gonna call him "Wirt."
Wirt: That's going to be really confusing.
Greg: No, I'm gonna call you "Kitty."
Wirt: What? Maybe I'll start to call you "Candy Pants."
Greg: Whoa, yeah!
"Wirt": croaks
Greg: Good one, Wirt.
Wirt: Thanks
Greg: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to "Wirt."
Hard Times At the Huskin' Bee
Greg: Do you like waffles.
Beatrice: No, waffles make me sick. I eat maggots.
Greg: Ahhh!
Beatrice: What?
Greg: How can you not eat waffles!? Ahhh!
Beatrice: What!?
Greg: I stepped on a pumpkin.
Wirt: See anybody?
Greg: Noo, I see you!
Wirt: Yeah, I see you too, Greg.
The Songs of the Dark Lantern
Butcher: This ain't no love song.
Tailor: It's a metaphor.
Butcher: You're a Pilgrim!
Apprentice: You don't need directions, Pilgrim. You follow that compass inside your heart.
Wirt: Are you okay?
Beatrice: Yeah, I just saw a shadow, and stupidly ran into a tree.
Mad Love
Beatrice: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.
Wirt: No way!
Beatrice: Why not? We already stole a horse.
Fred: Hey guys.
Wirt: No Fred is a talking horse. He can do whatever he wants.
Fred: I wanna steal.
Wirt: What!? You guys are bonkers.
Greg: Is that the portrait?
Endicott: No.
Greg: Is that the portrait?
Endicott: No, look w-why don't I just tell you when we reach the portrait?
Ringing of the Bell
Wirt: You can do whatever you want.
Greg: That's a lot of power.
Tree falls in front of ?Wirt.
Greg: Wirt! Oh no, did I knock that tree down with my powers.
Greg: We're rich!
Wirt: What!?
Greg: Look, it's full of turtles! We're turtle rich!
Beast: Yes, yes soon all hope will be lost. We're lucky the boy had the pluck to bust you. Your play could have cost us both. Don't you care about keeping the lantern lit? Don't you care about you daughter's soul?
Woodsman: One can not trade children's souls as if they were tokens. Their has to be another way.
Beast: No, their is only me. Their is only my way. Their is only the forest. Their is only surrender.
Wirt: Get that frog out of your pants.
Greg: He can do what he wants.
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