Everything Over the Garden Wall

Greg's Quotes

The Old Grist Mill

Where is that frog o-mine? Hold on my brother o-mine. I'll be back soon for your plan.

You have beautiful eyes.

I tripped on my own candy trail.

Candy Camouflage!

Ain't that just the way.

Hard Times At the Huskin' Bee

I got it! I wish Wirt Jr. had fingernails, so he can play the guitar better.

Schooltown Follies

Beatrice, you sing the high part. Wirt you sing the really high part.

School, psssh, not today.

So, my theory is hot dogs are not actually dogs. Regardless of what they teach you at school.

Gorilla!

I just wanted to have fun. Change the world. Make it a better place.

Mad Love

'Cause I really really want to see a ghost. Really bad.

'Cause Uncle Endicott pegged me al, wrong. I've got no sense. No sense at all.

Lullaby In Frog Land

Come on George you're a manly frog, and you need some socks.

Drum me! Drum me in the face!

(Sigh) I knew you were special.

I call that mud! Over there!

Ya done good Mr. President. Ya done good.

The Ringing of the Bell

Ha ha! You gave him the old kickeroo.

We came here to burgle your turts!

Hey, where'd Doctor Cucumber go?

Hey, you can run, and you can hide. Paging Dr. Cucumber. Your needed in the operating roooooooom.

Oh, for some reason I thought that the old lady was the people eater. It was Lorna all along. It just goes to show you stuff.

Babes in the Wood

Home! Home? Home! Home! It could be around any corner.

Look we've reached land!  Feel the dirt. Smell the tree.

Wirt, you can do anything if set your mind to it. That's what the old people say.

Thanks for trusting me, Wirt. I won't let you down. I'll be a good leader. Good night.

Star oh star
Up in the sky
Guide my dreams with light that shines
Help me know
Just what to do
To get Wirt home
And also me too
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down
Your underwear

I'm sorry I got us lost, Wirt. Will you take care of Ronald for me. Well I've got to go. Goodbye, Wirt.