100 facts about myself tag

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Hey its me your basic pile of trash
I was (not) tagged by smolbeansivan and I'm an arrogant bastard so imma do it

1- my actual name is Noa but cool kids (mostly online kids) call me Zac which is short for Zachary

2- I live in France, in Paris' shitty suburb

3- I am the only human that actually likes school

4- My school is an amazing school and that's probably why I love going so much

5- I fucking love to travel

6- I buy a pin every time I travel somewhere since a month so I only have 6 lul

7- I've been to New-York, Miami, Atlanta, Montreal, Bahamas, London, Amsterdam, Barcelone, Madrid, Zurich, Genève, Munich, Vienna, Rome, Venise, Florence, Serreto Guidi, Israel (not saying a city bc I've literally been in every city there)

8- the things in bold mean that I have stayed more than one day there

9- i want to go to australia, new zealand, peru and to other parts of Canada and I'm going to Poland next year

10- my family is actually middle class we just use literally all of our money in traveling + private school

11- My eyes are always red like I've just had drugs but I've never had any

12- I am always tired

13- yet I spend 10 hours a day sleeping (seriously I usually go to bed at 09:30 pm and wake up at 07:25 am when I go to school)

14- when I go to school I wake up at 07:25 to leave my house at 07:40

15- I have a genetic condition called stickler's syndrom that fucks up pretty much my entire body lmao

16- I am a so cringeworthy you dont even know

17- I've had 8 surgeries and I have 3 more planned g00d

18- my biggest fear is to become blind which is ought to happen one day or another

19- i fucking hate math

20- I have adhd

21- I also have bad hearing lmao I'm fucked

22- I am cleaning my bellybutton rn

23- Mosquitos fucking love me like I have 13 BITES RIGHT NOW. THIRTEEN FUCKING BITES I AM SO OVER THIS SHIT THERE SHOULD BE A MOSQUITO GENOCIDE LIKE I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOUR GRANDPA WAS A MOSQUITO OR IF YOU'RE A MOSQUITO OR IF MOSQUITO IS EVEN SPELLED LIKE THIS ALL MOSQUITOS SHOULD BE FUCKING ENDED WITH ABSOLUTLY NO PITY I HAVE LITERALLY NO CHILL WHEN IT COMES TO MOSQUITOS THEY MUST ALL FUCKING DIE AND GO TO ANIMAL HELL FOR ALL I CARE I JUST WANT THEM TO DIE AND TO SUFFER DEEPLY JUST AS MUCH AS I HAVE SUFFERED. FROM THEM FUCK MOSQUITOS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR I MEAN LOOK AT THAT AND ALL 12 OTHERS LOOK LIKE THAT

 FROM THEM FUCK MOSQUITOS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR I MEAN LOOK AT THAT AND ALL 12 OTHERS LOOK LIKE THAT

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