Jewish new year

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Okay so it's jewish new year and we have to say sorry to everybody you've potentially offended

I'm sorry

And dont try to say no bc after three no's the blame is on you

The easiest sorry to get is the one from God but some much shit happened this year I don't know if I should apologize to Him,, like I know this is a sin, this blaspheme, he will punish me znd make my life even worse but fam sometimes I think He is the one who should apologize to me (blaspheme level 884329954838 but yeah that's what I think) but as always I will just end up apologizing for what I just said and God will probably be like "lol it okei" then one month after He'll fuck me from behind

Should I rant to this website where you ask rabbis question idk if I should bc they are very judgmental but i need anSWERS like really to me either there's no God (oops there it is) either He's a monster if He is almighty either He's a useless fuck if He is not.

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