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First day of school

I wrote this september 1st idk why im only posting it now

6:49 am :

I'm supposed to wake up at 7:40. I'm super stressed but I'm talking to my friends so it's okay but still

7:30 am :

10 more minutes before I'm officially begin the 2 most stressful years of my life

7:38 am

I will die, I can feel death coming at me

7:56 am

Im about to leave the house

its even more depressing with my backpack on

Can you feel how desesperate i am

8:08 am

We're approaching school my stomach is starting to hurt I DONT WANT TO

5:28 pm

My day is over now bless the lord

I got my schedule fixed so it looks like that now

I wanted to end at 3:15 pm on tuesday but it was too complicated to deal with the PE teacher's schedule so we put it on monday morning so I can sleep in.

I think the CPE has a crush on me (oops) bc she let me see everything I wanted to and got me coffee, she also promised to always give me my phone back if I get it taken by a teacher

Now let's comment on every teacher I have bc I feel like it

Jewish studies : the teacher is always the same I dont mind her

English : The teacher herself is super nice but she speaks a "broken english" (like jay would say) because she is african-american, so I struggle to understand her but she looks less crazy than my old teacher so gr9

Science #1 (biology kinda) : this teacher was a substitute during my freshman year and I loved his ways of working, just like everybody else did. He is my bro™ I even call him Yoann

Science #2 (physics kinda) : this teacher is everyone's bro™ and everybody call him by his first name. He's super funny and we barely do any physics with him, we usually debate about whatever

Math : this teacher is actually the school's principal, he is super weird (you see me ? He is ten times weirder) like we were talking about math n shit and he did a complete 180° and it sounded like "so this year we're gonna learn about equations and you know the father of your economy teacher died in july" aND IT WAS SO OUT OF PLACE THAT I ACTUALLY LAUGHED.

LIKE EVERYBODY WAS SORRY AND I JUST

LAUGHED

French : the teacher likes me and I like her I guess but she scares me anf I would have prefered another one but eh I guess

Hebrew : we have a new teacher and I only have their initials not their full name so idk who YM is ? Unless it's my teacher from last year who's name is Yasmine and she got married and changed her last name

History : the teacher I had last year was my favorite person in this entire school and I'll never get over how good of a teacher he was so this teacher will never be as good, sorry Helene

Economy : i never experienced a class with this teacher before but he is oretty sweet so I guess it'll be fine

Computer science : the teacher will change every month, everybody loves the one for september but I dont really like her bc she laughs at me a lot so meh. I'm more exited about the one we'll have in october tho, he's a very competent teacher

TPE (supervised personal work) : the same teacher as my french one, idk if she's good at that specific thing, tho. I will also be supervised by the librarian who is the smartest women alive so I'm ok with that

5:45 pm

Time for homework so much fun already !1!!!!!!!