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1147 words rant about donald trump, politics and bratty jewish kids (content warning for lot of capitals letter bc i was yelling in my head)

So today we were in economy/social studies/politics class and we discussed the American Election (keep in mind most of us are french kids that barely knows how politics work in our own country, most of our opinions are based on what we hear from our parents or what we've been taught to beleive in)

So

The teacher started explaining how the elections work in America and explaining what each of the candidate want to do

What stood up was Donald Trump's wish to build a wall and stop muslim people from coming in america exept for american soldiers AND his wish to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in 2 weeks and his support to israel

(Remember most of us are jewish kids in a jewish school with a jewish education and we have an hour of class dedicated to sionism only every week and that most of our parents are really conservative)

So at first most kids were like

Lolz that wall is so stupid lolzor u racist trumpet

Omg I h8 muslims that a gr9 idea exept its nut fair so meh

OMG HE SUPPORTS ISRAEL LETS ALL VOTE FOR HIM HE IS THE PRESIDENT AMERICA NEEDS OMG YEAH PRAISE THIS GUY DONALD TRUMP ALL THE WAY WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SUPPORT A DIRTY SLUT LIKE HILLARY WHEN THERE'S TRUMP HE IS PERFECT THR PLANET ARE ALIGNED AND WORLD PEACE HAS ARRIVED

Me and my teacher were like uuuuum ok and I said out loud "I wouldn't vote for him even if he supported my own mother" and people were like bUT ISRAEL ?????????¿? And I was like what about America's financial stability and the well being of actual americans and the racism issues and those millions of immigrees in an irrigular situation you know most of our parents/grandparents are immigrees right and they were like yAY SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL AMAZING WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THAT FINALLY PEACE IN MIDDLE EAST HE PROMISED IT

BUT THEY DONT UNERSTAND

HE CANT SOLVE ANY SHIT WITH HIS UGLY HAIR AND LOUD VOICE

IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO SOLVE IT THIS QUICK WE WOULD HAVE SOLVED IN 1948, THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE TWO STATES ONE BUT BOTH OF ISRAEL AND PALESTINE HAS TO ACCEPT

TELL ME Ô CLEVER DADDY TRUMP HOW YOU WILL MAKE THEM ACCEPT ???? BY MAKING SEXIST JOKES ?????? BY MAKING ANOTHER HOLOCAUST FOR MUSLIMS ??????

*puts on preachers costume*

I MAY BE A 17 YEARS OLD, NON-AMERICAN PERSON WITH NO POLITICAL KNOWLEDGE BUT DAMN MOVE YOUR AMERICAN ASSES AND DO SOMETHING YOU CANT JUST LET THIS ASSHOLE BE A PRESIDENT

AS A JEWISH PERSON WHO KNOWS MORE THAN THEY SHOULD ABOUT THE WORLD WAR TWO THIS IS SO SIMILAR TO WHAT HAPPENED IN 1933 DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND

IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE AND DONT GO I AM FUCKING MAD OUR WORLD IS FUCKED LOOK PAST YOUR OWN INTEREST AND MAKE A DECISION THAT'S GOOD FOR YOUR DAMN COUNTRY AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN IT NOT FOR YOUR OWN DAMN SELF LIKE MY CLASSMATES

THEY DONT CARE IF A FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT WITH A WEIRD HAIRCUT IS PLANNING ON DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT WILL RUIN AMERICA'S ECONOMY AND LIVES

THEY JUST REALLY BELEIVE THAT HE IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR COUNTRY AND STOP THE MUSLIM (WHICH THEY WANT TO STOP BC WE ARE DROWNING UNDER THE RACISM OUR PARENTS CONSTANTLY SHOWS)

AND NOBODY TAKES THE THREAT THAT IS DONALD TRUMP SERIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUCK IN MARCH WHEN TRUMP WAS JUST A SILLY PIECE OF CORN AND NOBODY THOUGT HE COULD EVEN WIN THE PRIMMARIES

BUT THAT WAS IN MARCH NOW WE ARE IN SEPTEMBER THE ELECTIONS ARE IN 2 MONTH

DONALD TRUMP IS NO MORE A MEME WITH A STUPID HAIRCUT ITS AN ACTUAL THREAT FOR THE 1st GLOBAL POWER

EVEN IF ITS THEORICALLY NOT POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS HE WILL REMAIN A RACIST HOT DOG AND WILL INFLUENCE PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD

COS IM SURE YOU ARE LIKE TF DUDE YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN NOR ARE YOU MUSLIM OR AN IMMIGREE WHY DO YOU CARE ???? ITS BECAUSE AMERICA HAS A REAL INFLUENCE ON OTHER COUNTRIES

NOT ONLY POLITICALLY AND ECONOMICALLY (IM SPEAKING ABOUT HIS DECISIONS IN THE FREE TRADE AGREEMENT, HIS WISH TO SEND EVEN MORE SOLDIERS IN SYRIA, TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD OR LEGALIZE THE SALE OF ASSAULT RIFFLES) BUT THE PRESIDENT YOU WILL CHOOSE WILL INFLUENCE PEOPLE'S WAY OF THINKING !!

REMEMBER WHEN OBAMA GOT ELECTED FOR THE FIRST TIME ??? YOU THINK IT ONLY IMPACTED AMERICANS ? WELL FRENCH BLACK PEOPLE MADE THEIR VOICES HEARD, THEY FELT EMPOWERED

NOW YOU REMEMBER WHEN AMERICAN POLICE STARTED TO SHOOT INNOCENT BLACK KIDS ? YOU THOUGT THAT WAS AN AMEROCA-ONLY PROBLEM ? WELL YOU ARE WRONG MOTHERFLUFFER, THE POLICE IN FRANCE STARTED TO BE MORE STRICT WITH BLACK PEOPLE AND CASES OF VIOLENCES WERE REPORTED

AND THIS JUST AN EXEMPLE

BOTH POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE CHANGES IN AMERICA CAN AFFECT THE REST OF THE WORLD SO CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THIS SCUMBAG BECOMES PRESIDENT ??

WANT TO HEAR MY PROFESSIONAL PREDICTIONS™ ???

LOCAL RACIST PIECES OF CORN WILL REALIZE THAT ITS POSSIBLE TO ELECT SOMEONE LIKE TRUMP AND THEY WILL ELECT MARINE LEPEN (FRENCH VERSION OF TRUMP EXEPT SHE'S FEMALE) AND IT WILL BE A FUCKING CATASTROPHE

WE HAVE A PRETTY SHITTY POLITICAL SYSTEM IN FRANCE AND THE ONLY THING THAT MADE IT STAY BALANCED WAS "LE JEU DU FN"

RIGHT WING IS PRETTY SHITTY BUT HEY !!! LE PEN COULD BE ELECTED !!! #ViveLesRepublicains

LEFT WING IS SHITTY ASWELL BUT WOW, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT LEPEN HAHA #VoteSocialists2k17

AND THATS THE LEGIT REASON WHY MOST PEOPLE ARE DEDICATED TO THESE PARTIES, BECAUSE AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT LEPEN

BUT WITH THE RISE OF TERRORIST ATTACKS AND UMPLOYMENT RATES GOING UP, FASCISM'IS THE EASY CHOICE

IT HAPPENED DURING THE 20th CENTURY WITH GERMANY, RUSSIA, ITALY AND SPAIN AND THRR RESULTS WERE TERRIBLE

YES THERE WAS NO UNEMPLOYMENT ANYMORE BUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIED

REMEMBER KIDS

FASCISM IS ALWAYS THE EASY CHOICE

ITS SO EASY TO CHOOSE THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING THREATENED BUT HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

SO IF I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO AMERICANS IS FUCKING WAKE UP

DONT ELECT THIS CRUSTY SNOT SOCKET

YES HILLARY IS TERRIBLE ASWELL BUT SHE'S THE LEAST WORSE

I KNOW ITS SAD TO THINK LIKE THIS BUT THIS IS REALITY AND NOT GOING TO VOTE WILL NOT HELP

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN GO TO THE POLLS SO FUCKING DO IT, HELP THE WORLD NOT GETTING ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS

FUCKING. VOTE.

Sincerly yours,
a french who fUcKinG cARES DONT RUIN THE WORLD ThAnk yOu FOR YOuR ATTeNTioN

*drops mic*

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