#1 Okay so yesturday I had my first class with my hebrew teacher, I dont think I ever laughed this much
So basically he was a not-so-old guy (probably between 45 and 50 yo) and he basically told us everything about his life story but he just bullshited the whole time it was hilarious
List of shits he said :
- along with being an hebrew teacher, he was a plane pilot at air France
- he had his baccalaureate at 15 (jsyk we usually are 18 when we have it and 16 at the youngest, if you get it younger you probably wouldnt end up as a teacher)
- he had said baccalaureate with a "very good" mention (which mean he had more than 16 on a scale from 0 to 20,, 10 is average and 12 is considered good)
- after that he had a crappy degree in electronic (that only the bad students do), then an engineer bachelor, then a master. All of that while getting a teaching dregree "for fun"
- he is "under 40 years old" like pls dude you have white hair and a beer belly
- he is married with 4 kids
Like it was fucking hilarious bc it looked like he truly beleived in all of his shit and the whole class was choking out of laughs and he was like "what are you laughing about ?1?1?????"
Okay so after that he made student read out loud in front of the class
Just so you know that's what hebrew looks like
המשפט הזה לא הגיוני
Yep, thats pretty hard to read
So I actually am a pretty shitty reader but along with that, I just cant read without being sat in front of a table.
I know I sound super stupid but wether it's regular letters or hebrew letters I just can't read when I'm not sat in front of a table. I just don't recognize the letters, I can't see them, they don't form words. I literally become illiterate
So when this weird teacher comes and tell me to read standing up I was like "um no" and he replied with "um yes" and I said I cant read standing up and he laughed then pulled a chair in front of the class (with no tables in front)
And I was like um sorry but I need a table aswell and he started laughing like it was the funniest shit ever and I legit said "I'm not even kidding right now I literally can't see words when im not sitting with a table" and the other kids in the class were like "yea lmao it tru" and the teacher finally let me read at my seat
#2 little backstory needed here : The teacher I'm talking about here is everybody Bro™ and he does speak about dirty shit in class sometimes. As i was with pretty dirty minded people last year, every time the word "hole" was mentioned they'd all freak out like oMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLE VAGINA HAHAHAHAHAHA SEX !1!!!!!! but it just so happenned that I would always be the one that actually mentioned the word "hole" in a casual conversation and Julien (the teacher) would laugh about it
Okay now back to the actual story
So we were in physicis class with Julien and he was talking about how the human eye is and he taught us that basically the pupil was just a hole and I was like "wtf do you mean a hole it cant be just some empty space" and he replied with "ofc it can there's bunch of holes in the body, ears, nose ..." and before he finished his sentence he gave me the 🌚 look and I just shooted "WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS EVER INVOLVED WITH HOLES" and everybody started laughing it was hilarious omf i was so done
