Love is a waste of time

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M break the kiss and joined their foreheads
M: waise piddi yeah make over yeah sab kiska idea tha
N: wo navya ne bola ki agar mein aise dress phenungi, aur tujhse aap aap karke bolungi toh tujhe bhi mujhse pyar ho jayega
M start laughing
N: tu hass kyu rahi hai
M: tujhe koi aur nahi mila like seriously navya ki bate Kaun sunta hai
N pout: mujhe laga agar mein change ho gai toh tu mujhe pasand kar lega
M put his hand on her waist and pulled her close
M: pheli baat tu jaisi hai mujhe waisi hi bhaut pasand hai tujhe change hone ki jarurat nahi
N: matlab mein tujhe inn kapdo mein aachi nahi lagi
M huskily: MUJHE TERI YEAH CHOLI BHI PASAND HAI AUR CHOLI K PICHE JO HAI WOH BHI BHAUT PASAND HAI
N slap his shoulder
N: batameez insaan
M: sirf apne piddi k liye
M again move towards her lips
Suddenly navya walk in

Nav: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY meine kuch nahi dekha
M mutteres: perfect timing
Nav: kya mein apni aakhe khol sakti HU
M: bilkul aap apni akhe khol sakti hai
Nav: woh principle ne auditorium mein bulaya hai
N: ok chalo chalte hai
N move forward
But M hold Nav hand
M sternly: aap meri piddi ko utt patang ideas kripya karke naa de, nahi toh mein aap k sath kya karunga mujhe khud bhi idea nahi hai
Nav gulped her saliva
Nav wishpers: rakshash
M: suna meine
Nav stammers: kya kya kya meine toh kuch bhi nahi bola
Nav literally ran away
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Auditorium
Principal: good morning students, yeah assembly yeah announce karne k liye hai ki next week we are organizing PROMP NIGHT
So I want fab5 to handle the responsibility being the senior. And yes its couples entry
All students cheer
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Mu look at M angrily
M: kya aise kya dekh rahi hai
Mu: 5 mins mein jamming room mein mill
Mu left
C: isse kya hua
D: mata toh nahi Chad gaya
M: chalo chal kar dekhte hai

All reached jamming room
M: Mukti kya hua
They were shocked to see Mu standing their with arti ki thali
Mu: gadha Kahi ka ka puri college se rakhi bhandwa li par jisse har saal rakhi bhandwata hai usse hi bhool gaya, chal hath aage kar

M innocently forward his hand and Mu tie rakhi in his hand
Nav tie rakhi in druv hand

C remember his sis and get little upset Nav saw him and hugged him tight
Nav: miss Kar rahe ho
C: I was unable to protect her I failed as a brother
Nav: ssshhh..... Mein HU nah
C break the hug and take one rakhi in his hand and move towards nandini
C: mein ek badnaseeb Bhai HU jo apni bhen ko bacha nahi paya, aur yeah guilt mujhe kabhi Chen se jeene nahi deta hai. Par jab tumhe dekhta hu toh mujhe apni choti dikhai deti hai tumne, uski jhalak dikhai deti hai tumne
C forward the rakhi to nandini
C: kya iss badnaseeb Bhai ko yeah rakhi bandh kar ek baar phirse Bhai hone ka mauka dogi, badle mein yeah Bhai wada karta hai ki apni aakhari saas tak tumhari raksha karega
N was in tears: mera bhi ek Bhai tha jo mujhe akela chod kar chala gaya iss DUNIYA se akele ladne k liye nafrat karti HU mein apne Bhai se, par aaj apko dekh kar phirse Bhai bhen k atut rishte par bharosa karne ka dil kar raha hai
N take the rakhi and tie in nandini hand
C take her in tight hug
M: Cabir chod meri piddi ki saas atak jayegi
C: kya bhen hai meri haq banta hai mera
M: bhen hogi baad mein par phele meri....
C: Teri?
M stammers: meri....
Mu: Teri???
M stammers: meri....
N shouts: kya meri meri laga rakha hai uske aage bhi toh Bol
M slid his hands on her waist: meri ZINDAGI hai
N wishpers: phirse nahi bola dusht Kahi ka
Mu: yeah sab toh ho gaya now my gifts
M: Bol kya chahiye
Mu: nandini
M shouts: no.... Pagal hai kya tujh par toh phele se hi doubt tha par meri piddi bilkul straight hai
Mu slap his shoulder: mein bhi straight HU
C: hahahahaha joke of the year MUKTI STRAIGHT HAI
Mu slap C shoulder
C: I am hurt Mukti mujhe laga tu hamari biradari ki hai
Mu glare at him
C: ok ok sorry
Mu: so I said I want nandini for some time mujhe kuch kaam hai, aab yeah Matt puchna kya kaam because mei nahi batane wali its girls talk
M: kitne time k liye le jayegi
Mu: 10 baje tak ghar chod dungi
M eyes popped out: 10 baje Abhi toh sirf 3 baj rahe hai matlab pure 7 ghante aur
Mu: tu toh aise behave Kar raha hai jaise mein nandini ko 7 ghante nahi balki 7 jannmo k liye maag liya
M halfhearted agree
C: canteen chalte hai
Everyone moved but M hold N hand
N: kya Manik sab chale gaye chalo nah
M: tu 7 hours k liye jayegi
N: mukti ko kuch kaam hoga nah
M hugged her: mein tujhe bhaut bhaut miss karunga
N: tu 7 ghante bhi mere bager nahi rhe sakta
M: Nop 7 ghante toh kya 7 pal bhi nahi
M just placed his lips on hers and start kissing her passionately, after getting out of breath M break the kiss
N: meine toh I love you bola hi nahi tune kiss kyu kiya
M: KABHI KABHI KHAMOSHIYA HI BATE KARTI HAI
N: oh...,
M: jaldi jaldi 7 pappi dede 7 ghanto k liye
N kissed his left eyes then right eyes, his left and right cheeks, his forehead, his nose
N: aab last kiss kaha karu
M pout his lips: yaha baki hai
N smirk and move towards his lips, slightly touch her lips with his
M clutch her waist tight, but instead of kissing nandini went down and give a sharp pain on his neck, she bite and lick his neck
M gorn: piddi.....
N again lick to sooth the pain
M huskily: tujhe kya lagta hai tune jo kiya uske baad mein tujhe jane dunga
M was about to capture her lips

Suddenly
"ABEY MERI BHEN HAI KOI HAM BURGER NAHI KI TU BAAR BAAR KHATA JAYEGA"

M turn and shout: CABIRRRR........
C: mein toh bas bulane aaya tha
N came out of Manik's hold and ran away
C: gai Woh toh
M: aab tu jayega

M literally ran after Cabir to kill him
C shouts: bachao Manik k andar pyasi atama ghus gai hai