Love is a waste of time

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evening

M: ho gaya nah piddi kyu itna gussa kar rahi hai

N: mein ! mein ! gussa kar rahi hu ! aur jo tune kiya woh sahi hai

M: piddi meine aab kya kar diya

N: woh doctor abhi humko bata deti ki baby boy hoga ya baby girl, but tune mana kar diya koi bhi test karne se

M cupped her face

M: kya farak padta hai baby boy hoga yaa baby girl, for me its MINE thats matter

N: par mujhe janna tha baby boy hua yaa baby girl ! tu aab meri care nahi karta meri value hi nahi rahi aab ! dekh mujhe aajkal 2 size bade kapde phenne padte hai, mein kitna jyada khane lag gai hu, see mein moti ho gai hu

M: toh?

N: toh aab tu meri care nahi karta

M: what rubbish kya bakwas hai?

N: bakwas nahi sachhi baat hai, sumi dd bata rahi thi ki sare mard bachhe paida hone k baad change ho jate hai, because ladkiya moti ho jati hai.....

M: meri piddi tere value hamesha mere life mein sabse jyada hogi, and you will always be my priority, no matter what

N: pakka !

M: pakka...

N: tu mere sath tab bhi rahega agar mein baloon jaise moti ho gai toh

M: haa baba.....

N was thinking something very deep

M: kya hua piddi

N: lambu mein kuch soch rahi thi

M thinks: oh god! piddi phir se kuch soch rahi hai i hope iss baar koi aisa disaster na maag le

N: tu sun raha hai meri baat

M: haa mein sun raha hu !

N: mein jo bolungi karega

M gulp his saliva

N: bol karega

M: ok

N give him a package

M: yeah kya hai

N: gift tere liye ...

M smiles: par iski kya jarurat thi

N: now go and i want to see you in this

M: ok will be back in 5

after 5 min

Suddenly M scream: pidddiiiiiii.................

N came running: kya hua lambu

M angrily: yeah kya hai ?

N: gift for you

M: Par DHOTI kaun phenta hai, i will not wear it

N: first of all its not DHOTI its MUNDU

M: what ever ek hi khandan k log hai

N: go nah manik please wear it

M: no i will not and you will not force me.... i WILL NOT WEAR IT

suddenly nandini starts crying

N: aahhhaaaa...... sumi dd sahi kheti thi, sab mard badal jate hai, phele tune kabhi naa nahi bola mujhe aur aaj naa bol raha hai, kyuki aab mein ugly ho gai hu nah !

M cupped her face: nahi mera bacchaa

N: no mein bhai k ghar chali jaungi, mukti ko complain kar dungi