Love is a waste of time

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M cupped her face: shadi karegi mujhse
N shocked
M: bol nah ! Karegi shadi
N: hum..... ghar jaa kar baat karte hai mein bhaut thak gai hu
M: oh shit meri wajha se
N: ssshhhh..... aram se
M: ok

M carry her in his arms and move towards exit

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Home

They reach home
N was eating chips and cold drinks watching TV

Fab5 and Nav were in the corner
C wishpers: choti ko kya hua hai
A: matlab
Mu: matlab ki manik ne proposed kiya but nandini ne koi respond hi nahi diya
M: guys pregnancy k sides effect
C: tujhe kaise pata tu pregnant hua hai kya
M: abey padha hai meine

N: lambu one more chips please
C: choti kitna khayegi yeah tera 5 packet tha
M hit C head
M wishpers: don't say anything to her or else pachtayega

N angrily: kyu mein nahi kha sakti bhai
C: kha sakti hai par tu ....
N: mein kya! Yahi nah ki mein moti aur ugly ho jaungi
C: meine aisa kab kaha tu bas aise hi assume kar rahi hai
N: haaa abb toh mera dimag hi kharab hai khud hi assume karti hu haina
C: choti tu kaha ki baat ko kaha le jaa rahi hai
N: haa sari galti toh meri hi hai, jaa rahi hu mein apne room mein
N left

F3 and Nav were giving glares at C

C innocently: meine Kuch nahi kiya
M chukle
Mu: tu kyu has raha hai
M: bola tha Kuch matt bol, nandini ko pregnancy k side effects ho rahe hai, kind of mood swings..... iss liye i am handeling her with care
C: AREY yr aise hi gussa ho kar chali gai
M: nahi hui hai, bas thodi chid gai hai..... thodi der mein aakar sorry bol degi

Butler ! Butler
B: yes sir
M: pasta k liye ingredients ready rakho mein banaunga
B: ok sir

Mu: pasta kiske liye
M: piddi k liye
Mu: woh nahi khayegi abhi abhi toh itna sara khaya hai
M: khayegi

After sometime

N come down with a innocent face and move towards C
N: I am sorry bhai pata nahi mujhe kya ho raha hai, mein bhaut jaldi chid rahi hu
C: it's ok choti
N hugged C

N break the hug: woh mujhe.....
C: kya hua..... sab thik toh hai
N stammers: woh mera mujhe phirse....
Mu: phirse.....
N: phirse bhook lag gai
Everyone (except M): PHIRSE
N show them her teeth

M comes with pasta
M: piddi pasta is ready come on
N ran towards M
M: aram se

N sit in table and M made her eat with his hands
N: aab ho gaya
M: pakka
N: lambu aab mujhe nind aa rahi hai
M carry her in his arms
N: goodnight everyone
All: good night

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Manan room

M layed her down and cares her hair
M: piddi tune mere questions ka answer nahi diya
N: manik ! Aacha yeah bata the mujhse shadi kyu karna chahata hai
M: kyuki mujhe bilkul aacha nahi lagta Jab log tere mein baat karte hai, jab tere character par ungli uthate hai

N: see tere answer mein hi mera answer hai, shadi bhaut badi cheez hoti hai, and we both are not ready...... tu mujhe SIRF logo ki bate sunne se bachane k liye shadi karna chahata hai...... lambu mein Mrs Nandini Manik Malhotra banne se phele Miss Nandini Murthy banna chahati hu, apna naam kamana chahati hu, apne sapno ko hakiqat mein badalte huye dekhna chahata hi...... jab mein tere kabil ban jau tab aake mujhse puchna.....

M: par piddi baby....
N: mein janam dungi iss bacche ko, hamara baby iss society k rules se kahi upar hoga

M kissed her forehead: kabhi kabhi bado jaise bate karti hai
N chuckles: kya karu pregnancy k sides effect
Both laugh

M: abhi aram kar 3 din baad exams hai
N: hummm......
m was about to leave but N stops him
N: AREY ek chez toh bhool gaye
M: kya
N: my kissi
M smiles and kissed her eyes
N: yeah nahi
M: aacha ok
M again kiss her cheeks
N: yeah wala bhi nahi
M: aacha ok let me think
M move down and suddenly kiss the tip of her nose
N: lambu yeah wala bhi nahi
M: kaun sa wala chahiye toh apko
N pout: yeah wala
M chuckle and give feather kisses on her lips
M: abhi piddi soyegi abhi k liye itna kafi hai
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Fab5
Mu: guys I am leaving bye
Mu left

C: chal pool side jake baat karte hai
D: cool
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Mu reach her house and open the door
And got shocked to see the house
Whole house was full with flowers
Mu: holly cow ! Who did this? David david

David came running
Mu: David yeah flowers yaha kya kar rahe hai, you know I don't like flowers I don't like their smell
D: sorry ma'am
Mu: THROW THEM NOW
"Don't touch them" came a voice from back
Mu turn and roll her eyes
Mu: again you
Abhi: it's not you it's abhimanyu pyar se abhi bol sakti ho, mein tumhe muku bula sakta hu
Mu: mera ek hi naam hai
Abhi: tum hamesha aise hi angry young man look deti ho, atleast appreciation toh karo I got you flowers
Mu: I hate red roses samjhe tum
Abhi: kyu kisi ne dil toda
Mu: don't go their
Mu turn and was about to leave but Abhi hold her hands and pulled her close to himself, Mu back touch with abhi chest

Abhi: rose laya hu return gift toh lekar hi jaunga ! Abhi just kissed her neck.....

Unknowingly Mu clutched his shirt
Suddenly reality hit her hard and she pushed abhi

Mu: don't you dare come near me again
Abhi: AREY par suno toh
Mu ran to her room
Abhi: future wify AREY lagta hai sharma gai