Love is a waste of time

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M was sitting in his room but he was in deep thought

M thinks: kya piddi mere sath secure feel nahi karti ! Kya usse sach mein lagta hai ki mein usse chod dunga ! N words again ring in his ears .....
"We are gf BF but you don't LOVE me, I am pregnant but you are not my husband ! What if kal ko koi beautiful ladki tujhe mil gai aur tujhe usse pyar ho jaye, tu mujhe chod kar uske pass chala jaye !"

M: I think it's high time JO DIL MEIN HAI AAB USSE ZUBAAN PAR LANE KA WAQT AA GAYA HAI ! Practice kar leta hu

M stand in front of mirror
M: piddi mujhe Kuch batana hai tujhe nahi actually kuch confess karna hai ! Yeah kya bak raha hai manik ! Focus ! Ok try again !
Piddi mein woh khena chahata tha ki ..... tu samajh rahi hai nah ! Jo tu hamesha se sunna chahati thi ! I mean jo mein nahi bol pata tha mein woh aaj bolne wala hu...... woh baat hai woh woh jo sabko lagta hai hamare bich hai ..... I mean mujhe bhi lagta hai ki hamare bich hai ...... woh woh ..... mein bas yahi bolna chahata tha ki I .... woh I ..... fu** yr yeah sab bolna itna jaruri kyu hota hai ! Likh k bhi toh bol sakte hai.......

Someone from behind
"ABEY SALE I LOVE YOU BOLNE MEIN ITNA TIME LAGA RAHA HAI JITNA BACCHE PAIDA KARNE MEIN NAHI LAGAYE !"

M turn and shout: CABIRRR...... kya kar raha hai yaha par !

C: fil hal toh mein 20 min se yahi khada hu, yahi dekh raha tha ki tu I se aage baad bhi pata hai yaa nahi

M: yr yeah bolna itna jaruri kyu hota hai !

C: yr girls nah thodi insecure hoti hai iss liye unhe time to time yaad dilana padta hai ki woh special hai

M: but mein toh hamesha piddi ko special feel karata hu

C: mere dost kabhi kabhi WORDS bhi use karne padte hai ! Tere case mein kitna sahi hai tujhe pata hai nandini tujhe NO nahi bolegi !

M: tu toh aise bol raha hai jaise tujhe navya ne NO bola hai

C: abey 50 baar proposed karke tab jakar YES bola hai, woh bhi with hundreds of conditions

M: conditions? Kaise conditions!

C: sare ladkiya bhen saman
Aaj se 1 m away from every girl, har din 50 baar I love you bolo..... abey bhaut hota hai yaar .....

M: par piddi ne toh aise koi condition nahi rakhi !

C: and I hope ki woh koi conditions rakhe bhi nah ! Yr abhi pregnant hai pata nahi kya kya wish magti hai

M: but I love fulfilling all her wishes

C: woh toh dikha ! I mean Manik Malhotra ne The Manik Malhotra ne dhoti I mean MUNDU phenna VERY BIG THING

M shocked: tujhe kaise pata !

C: tune dekha nahi Nandini ne hamare group mein teri MUNDU wali pic upload ki

M: WHAT ! Hamare family watsapp group mein !

C: haaa
M: iska matlab Mu, D, A sabne dekh li
C: haaa
M shout: pidddiii..

C wishpers: waise manik
M: kya hai !
C: MUNDU mein AC 24*7 hota hai kya

M: ruk abhi tune batata hu practical karke